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Dramatic recreation of two Rodger’s meeting

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HHHAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYY BBBIIRRRRTHTTHHHDAAYAYYYYYYYY

*in Italian accent* IT'SA MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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There are two ways I/we draw Rodger

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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i know Things (tm) happened in puppet history this ep but i was distracted by ryan's pretty shirt

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can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

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ty @pommycore for letting me draw your goofy joke

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me reading the tags people put in my notifications

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hmmm

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legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don’t have to choose what it is if they can’t make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you’re just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone’s relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that’s what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

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Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

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Boys ‘n Berries