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me, dying and going to the underworld: hey hades can i pet your dog

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please just read the whole thing

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Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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The Beast!

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Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

GUYS SERIOUSLY 

G U Y S

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she so fine dude couldn’t even talk

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my life wouldn’t be this bad if Lorde would just put out a second album

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I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

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I love the internet

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person: so whats your taste in music?

me: screamo ukulele rap

person: .......

me: OHHH and your face (:

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i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight