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parental troubles.

Merry Christmas @akamikazae!!! <3 I hope you enjoy your day and have a few times off <3 I know we don't talk as much as I would like, but I very much like you a lot and I'm glad you joined the anxiety squad so we can talk more! I attempted to write your lady and I hope you forgive me if its not exactly what you have in mind. I wanted to write her with Ko first but then I decided on this situation in my AU! Hope that is ok!! <3

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ikigai au, sharingan cult arc. uchiha kids are being attached so their parents come to the rescue so their sharingan can be stolen

sasuke and sakura had twins before sarada. both twins are @wrdn-tabris oc's - ren and takeshi (3)

itachi is alive, married to @uchiharomance's haruka and they have two kids (shisui (4) and mikoto (2))

there is also one mention of my sayuri and her son obito (5)

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She didn’t have to ring twice before the door was ripped open. Sasuke’s hair was dishevelled as if he had run his hand through it one too many times and both his eyes were visible. Probably he hadn’t looked into the mirror for hours. He looked positively stressed out, which was such a strange view for him, especially in recent years.

“Upstairs,” he said and turned around without even saying hello and she just about found the time to discard her shoes and follow him before he disappeared around the corner to the stairs leading to the second floor. It had been about a year at this point since she’d last seen him, but tonight she’d suddenly gotten a call from his house and an urgent “Please come over”, so of course she had hurried there without a second thought.

Sasuke turned into one of the boy’s rooms. When Akami also entered, she could see what the problem was: Ren was turning on his bed, face red and sweating and eyes pressed close as if he was in restless sleep.

“We thought he was okay, but he suddenly started running a fever,” Sasuke said and sounded a little desperate. “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do to help him.”

She felt flattered that he had thought of calling her first and foremost, but there was also a part of her that was amused at witnessing his first struggle as a parent. “Where are the others? Sakura-chan and Takeshi?”

“Hospital,” Sasuke said and, refusing to elaborate, continued: “Can you ease this for him?”

Akami crossed her arms: “No.”

“Why not?” The look of betrayal in his eyes almost made her laugh out loud.

“Your son needs his father to take care of him,” she said matter of factly. “You can do it, every parent can and if you don’t know how, you will learn it now.”

It was true that his mission often took him away from his family and that Sakura, being a world class doctor, would probably be more responsible for exactly these situations, but Sasuke needed to be able to handle it too. They had two kids after all. 

“Get a towel.” Akami gestured to the door. “Cold water in a bowl, look for fever medicine wherever your medicine cabinet is, come back.” She snapped her finger - he walked out instantly

She wondered for a second if Sasuke even knew where towels and such were in his own house, given how seldomly he checked in, but when she heard cupboards open and bowls being moved she felt at ease. She’d long since felt that he was probably back in Konoha more often than he was willing to tell the Hokage, Itachi or even her.

Ren groaned and she put her hand on his forehead. He was quite heated up, but not life threatening if he would get some medicine and sleep. She wondered what had happened, especially with Sakura in the hospital with Takeshi too. There had been some commotion in the village during the day. She wondered if that was related and hoped it wasn’t. 

Sasuke came spriting back, water spilling over the edges of his bowl. He sat down in front of his son and then looked up at Akami. “You are smart, you figure out what to do next”, she said and leaned against the cupboard behind her.

“Medicine,” Sasuke murmured and put the bowl down. She watched him open the little bottle and fill a bit of it on a spoon he had brought. His hand was slightly shaking when he brought it up to Ren’s mouth and forced the boy to drink it.

Ever since she’d known him he had been such a serious person, often frowning, always questioning. As an adult he had grown even more distant, wore mostly black and covered half his face so that even less of him could be seen, but here he was, his full worry and fear of being a bad parent on display. In the end his good heart always won

Ren took the medicine and Sasuke dowsed the towel in the water he had brought and put it on his forehead. The little boy whined a little at the sudden cold, but then eased back into his pillows. Soon he’d be asleep from the medicine and then his little body could recover.

Sasuke got back on his feet and wiped his own sweat off his head. “This is more stressful than getting away from a group of rampant cultists,” he murmured.

“So will you tell me what happened to Takeshi?” Akami put her head to the side. “Both kids caught the cold?”

“They were attacked in the morning,” Sasuke grinded his teeth together. “Coordinated attack on all the people related to the Uchiha, but they targeted the children first. Not only them, Itachi's and Kakashi’s son Obito. I was lucky to be in the area and having a gut feeling that something was up. I found the boys surrounded in the forest, but Takeshi was already seriously injured…”

Akami sucked in a breath of air and clenched her fist. 

“..I took him to the hospital and Sakura took over. We thought Ren was alright, if shaken up, but now he suddenly got a fever…” He looked down at the child.

Who would do such a thing? Attack a bunch of 3 year olds to get to their parents? “What did you do with the attackers?”

“Cut their heads off,” Sasuke said coldly.

She smiled. “Good boy.” If he hadn’t done it, she surely would have. 

“What about the other kids?” she asked, while mentally already replanning her morning so she could drop by the hospital and bring Takeshi some get-well-soon sweets.

“Itachi got to the guy before he could even touch Shisui,” Sasuke said and sounded a little proud. “Guess they thought they could fool a blind guy, but Itachi is Itachi.” Indeed, Akami thought, Itachi might have stopped being an active shinobi but he had always been outstandingly talented. “Haruka was sleeping with Mikoto in the inner house so they didn’t even notice what was going on.” Mikoto was so tiny, Akami didn’t even want to imagine what would have happened if they’d gotten to her.

“Obito was alone,” Sasuke sighed. “But Naruto heard him yell and came to his rescue. He brought the boy to Kakashi where we all found ourselves eventually.”

So that was what all the commotion had been about. Akami had seen soldiers running back and forth, but in the nature of Konoha being a ninja village this hadn’t seemed that extraordinary. “So what was it?”

“Someone wanted something from an Uchiha. Maybe revenge? They got access to the village without being spotted by the security system. Looks like we have a traitor around.” He let out a deep breath. “Everything seems to be adjusted for now. The biggest concern right now is that Kakashi’s wife is out somewhere on a solo mission.”

That explained why she had seen Saya leave the village in full ANBU updo. It was so rare for her to run missions these days. 

Ren turned over and groaned a little. Sasuke instantly reacted and pulled the towel from his forehead to douse it in cold water again. Akami remembered suddenly how it had been when Sasuke had been first sick under her care. You never wanted to see your own kids suffer like that.

“They will be fine,” she said. “Both of them are strong and have strong parents.”

He didn’t turn to her. “I wonder if I’m ever going to be cut out for this.”

“You already are. You called me, because you know you needed help. If you weren’t cut out for this, you would have just left him there.” Akami slowly tried to get his hair back in order as if he was still 10 and too late for school. “You will never stop learning with these things, but you’re not doing too bad.”

“Maybe I’ll stay a little,” Sasuke said.

“That would be good, you need to keep an eye on him tonight.” She looked at the sleeping boy.

Sasuke got back up. “No, I mean here. Maybe I’ll stay here to make sure everything is fine. Put my mission on hold.” He clenched his fist. “Make sure they don’t come back.”

“Call me immediately if they do,” Akami poked into his chest. “So I can partake in the beheading.” He snickered a little. “Also, just call me in the morning, tell me how he is, how Takeshi is.”

He smiled and oddly reminded her of the person he was before he left the village all those years ago. “I will.Thanks for everything.”

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.

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characters who did not die and are now forced to live with the knowledge that they shouldve, characters that had made peace with said death but it never came and they have to live on, character who despite their wishes will still fight to live should death come for them again

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Death by Sex Machine, Franny Choi

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sometimes u just need ti make ocs who r war criminals

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Violence

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wougggh ren atla au….

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Janik (@_le_chim)

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Timeline of Naruto Universe

For my own purposes, I want to sort out a timeline for how I’d like to believe the events unfolded, starting with the founding of the villages as Year 0. There are a lot of contradictory statements about how old people are, when the village would’ve existed, etc. One clear example: I have to disregard the statement that Hashirama became Hokage 67 years prior to Naruto’s events. Since he was Hokage at the time of Madara’s defection, it was actually 74 years prior to Part II at minimum that Hashirama became Hokage, based on the ages of Hashirama’s grandchildren. 

So a lot of this is going to be 1) pure conjecture and 2) selective reasoning. It’s also not going to pay much mind to birthdays aside from their year date, as that might make this overly complicated. It’s a fruitless endeavour, really, but I thought it’d be fun to try to make sense of it all. Below the dates I have character ages where it is useful or relevant, as well as notes on how it fits into the narrative/in respect to other established dates. I’m sure there are better and more precise ones that exist, but this one’s mostly just for me anyway.

So without further ado, here’s my timeline:

Year 0: Konohagakure is founded; village system established 

Characters: Hashirama and Madara approx. age 25

Notes: Konoha is founded in the years following Izuna’s death, who is approximately 24 when he dies. Madara and Hashirama both appear to be 1-2 years older than their siblings based on their appearances as children.

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morning song

also on ao3

He misses the smell of saltwater in the mornings. The perpetual fog that hung over Kiri. When he was small, Kisame would walk with his mother to the piers that sat on Hoshigaki grounds. Together they would walk to the edge, and Kisame would lean over and stare into the dark murky water below.

It’s been years since he saw the shores of Kiri, smelt the salt in the air and felt the sea spray from the crashing waves on his cheeks. It’ll be years until he will be able to once more. He knows for a fact that if he ran away from Konoha and returned, he’ll be killed.

Kisame is not afraid of death.

His looming execution for his crimes hang over him like a noose at the gallows. He’s well aware of his own mortality, and that the only reason he is alive right now is because a friend of the Hokage is sweet on him.

He is both a liability and an asset. His freedom only won due to Kairi having bad taste. It’s a known secret that Kisame wouldn’t need ninjutsu if he wanted to kill her and escape. The only reason she still lives and he remains a prisoner in every way but the cell, is that he’s rather sweet on her too.

A bony knee digs into his back. Small hands press against his chest as he rolls over.  A tiny body crawls and sits on top of him, and  Kisame knows who it is before he cracks an eye open.

“Good morning Kazuo.” His voice rumbles through him. Kazuo giggles, presses his cheek to Kisame’s chest and listens to his step-father’s heartbeat.

“Hiya Kisa.”

He’s rather fond of the boy too.

Kairi doesn’t stir as Kisame pushes himself from the futon, Kazuo cradled in his arms. She’s like a wilting flower, thin and frail and prone to losing petals. The drugs she’s prescribed help her sleep, but they make it hard to rouse her.

Kisame is a child of Kiri. Of the ocean. The mist and sea and sand are in his blood as much as his parents. Two parts that create a whole.

Kazuo is a child of Konoha. Of the Nara, with their forests and deer and shadows and secrets. He is not whole without it, and Kisame hates the thought of Kazuo ever being deprived of the deep green forests and creeks that run through them. He is both his mother, and his father who shares Kazuo’s features.

But he is Kisame's son, not his blood, but his all the same.

Kisame lets Kazuo down on the engawa, their backyard opening and looking out into the forest. It’s not like those morning walks Kisame would take, his hand in his mother’s,  but it’s familiar. They sit, legs dangling over the edge as the deer eat Kairi’s tomatoes.

They settle in their silence. The morning birds sing. Kisame thinks of his home and wonders if his heart can be in two places.

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what year did the uzumaki clan get attacked

If you're talking about about the destruction of Uzushio, there isn't really a specific date, but more like a range based on what Kushina says about it and her backstory. 

We know when Kushina arrived in Konoha, Uzushio was still intact as a nation. (She says in Ch. 500, “They brought me to Konoha, all the way from the Land of Eddies,” and follows it up with “I was from a different hidden village. Another nation. But back then, the Land of Fire and the Land of Eddies had a very close relationship.”)

Kushina was at most 10 years old when arriving to Konoha, because she shared a class with Minato, who graduated at 10. Following my timeline, let's say she's 9 when she arrives. So Uzushio is still intact by Year 50 of this timeline. 

The way she describes the destruction of Uzushio in the same chapter is “During the era of war and unrest, our sealing abilities were greatly feared. We were targeted and eradicated. Survivors fled and hid themselves throughout the lands.”

So, by war, we can assume she means at sometime after the start of Second Shinobi War (Year 52) and before the end of the Third Shinobi War (Year 64, when the Konoha 12 starts being born). That’s a pretty huge range.

So if I were to try to narrow it down further, my best guess would be suggesting that Uzushio fell between the Second and Third Shinobi War, since it’s implied in the Second Fan Book that those two events flowed into each other without pause.

“The damage done by the Second Shinobi World War had been enormous for all nations [...] Skirmishes with smaller nations broke out all the time. The prolonged war gradually spread its fires far and wide, until at last it developed into the Third Shinobi World War.” 

To me, I can very much see how the destruction of a smaller nation and prominent ally to Konoha, Uzushio, would easily cause that shift from one war to another. So by my own timeline, I’d put it in the Year 55-56 (when Kushina would be age 14-15). It also aligns with why and when Jiraiya would be coming back to Konoha, and the start of the wartime graduations in Kakashi’s generation. But it’s really up to you how you would like to play with the information in the source material! 

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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

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i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

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not only bc i love the thought of her being raised in konoha (and essentially under house arrest so she doesnt interact with naruto) but also i love my fankids for her n kkshi so much and i also love akio and kkshi being in-laws.

you know what maybe i will make the ‘tsubaki left behind n found by team minato’ au canon to melancholy au

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you know what maybe i will make the ‘tsubaki left behind n found by team minato’ au canon to melancholy au