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Naruto really is such a hot mess of a concept though. Imagine if there was a story about western assassins, but they rarely do any actual assassinations and also they all have magic powers that came from space. And the entire story has this overlying theme of “Is perhaps the system wrong and corrupt?” and after the entire series telling you it is, the very last chapter is like “Nope it’s fine.” And by the end of the story it’s entire fandom has no idea what actual assassins do.
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OH MY GOD, did I never share these on tumblr???? These are my magnum opera.
Say hello to Hennessy Naruto (gay version), Patron Sasuke, Svedka Sakura, and Kushkashi. They're a kind of parody/extension of the ridiculous shirts you can get on a boardwalk or at mall kiosks. Only gayer.
It's a legal requirement that you yourself tie-dye any shirt these are going to be ironed on to.
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itachi is weird as fuck 4 making everyone vomit crows all the time like fr what is wrong with that guy
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I honestly don't get why people *complain* about shonen protagonists swearing eternal loyaltly in dramatic ways and sacrificing themselves for their male friends like they're in love? Not necessarily? I also swear eternal loyaltly to my friends and would die in a epic battle for any of my homies and I'm not gay that doesn't make me gay
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New anime fans always trying to prove why their shitty shit is good meanwhile naruto fans have known naruto is bad for years and don’t gaf
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST CHARACTER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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