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You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.

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I hope she gets this pack from every single person she knows that has seen her Dandelion crayon collection.

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[Dandelion Crayon Video](which is a delight if you haven't seen it, pure joy encapsulated in wax)

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a swarm of bumblebees

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reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

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Sleep alone

"Ah, so he is just a boy."

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something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

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Happy Valentines Day from the Autobot Scientists

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Happy Valatines Day! Single and ready to… Stay Single. Thanks for coming out tonight, safe travel, thank you, goodnight—

[Disclaimer: this is meant to be funny]

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You didn't cause it. you can't cure it. you can't avoid it. you can't ignore it. you can't outsmart it. you can't control it. The only thing you can do is manage it, and learn to live with your "new normal."

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Took this from Instagram because this is urgent US folks.

You need to call and email your reps no matter if you live in a red or blue state. This cannot be allowed to pass.

It will prevent anyone who has ever changed their name from voting (including their last name)

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I am absolutely appalled. APPALLED.

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No I'm not telling y'all the translation.

Use google lens :) (chinese->english)

AND WITH THAT! THE LONG, DARK NIGHT IS FINALLY OVER!!! *pops confetti* THE WAR IS OVER!

Thank you all for the support on this crazy ass part. It was supposed to be 20 chapters how the heck did it became like 40 I have no idea. but it was fun. Tiring, but fun, and extremely rewarding. I pushed some of my skills here to make it a little bit more special the the usual silly comic, and I hope y'all appreciate it.

It's not over yet! If god let me next Part will be around 15 chapters. (could be more, if I prefer to split some chapters) but still, from today we can start the countdown to the great finale.

Because Part 9: A new Dawn (Epilouge) is starting on February 18th, 1PM ET!

Also, dear anon, I'm so sorry this took 6 MONTHS TO ANSWER.(this ask is from last August) But I had wait until this part was done. Thank you for your patience!!

Also my baby is a royal now! (technically he already was a prince given he is the son of the monkey "King" but still this is slightly more official LET ME HAVE MY CORONATION PARTY)

And before anyone asks "wait, that was in the contract?"

Yes, it was.

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Dinobot

(sometimes I remember that tfp OP can canonically transform into a dino he just actively refuses to)

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TFP op collects children like Pokémon cards not even a different universe will stop him

theyre his babies