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Stanley tumbled down the stairs and broke his legs so badly the game forced a reset.
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you never answered my question about if you’ll eat obese people because more meat
Ooc: every time this gets sent another angel dies. I dont know who's sending this or why they think this is okay to send after I've said multiple times to stop. Can we be normal for a minute. Can you guys go back to giving Stanley weapons please.
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Stanley is grounded until further notice.
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stanley is buges
Stanley, upon hearing this, began to gnaw on his own arm. Jack rolled his eyes and facepalmed.
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*Throws a beautifully polished bucket at Stanley and runs away*
Stanley picked it up and stared at it. How extraordinarily uncanny it was to see a perfect, shiny bucket. He stared within, pondering, before giving it to the broom closet to hopefully appease it, so it would leave his bucket alone.
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you want some gum I can’t remember if I chewed it or not
-employee 407
Excuse me?? How on earth did you get here- who are you??
Oh dear, what did I mess up....this is what I get for taking my eyes off Stanley for even a single moment! Look, no hard feelings, but I'm going to have to delete you.
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Sunni stuck their head through the ceiling and looked at Stanley.
[Meow.]
Sunni tried to pull their head back out, but realized it was stuck. They started screaming for somebody to help them. Idiot.
Stanley stared for a moment before running off to the broom closet. Right as all hope was lost, he returned with a mop and began shoving Sunni back through the ceiling.
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Narrator groaned in disgust as Stanley stared at Sunni like a kicked puppy. He wanted that beetle...
stanley look!!! a buggie!! a beetle of sorts!
"Stanley, I know what you're thinking. Do. Not. Eat. It"
Stanley was definitely going to eat it.
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stanley look!!! a buggie!! a beetle of sorts!
"Stanley, I know what you're thinking. Do. Not. Eat. It"
Stanley was definitely going to eat it.
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I gave these out. While ago to my favorite tsp artists but now its time for my favorite tsp accounts!
So, I have an offering!
Stanley has alot of brain damage, Narrator has a little less… do you accept?
As much as we don't need more brain damaged mini versions of ourselves, I will accept.
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WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥 WE WANT SHRIMP 🗣️🦐🔥
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The Encore Power Hour
As the eldritches of @narrating-narrator
Narrator as Beauty
Timekeeper as Twist the Knife
Curator as Cotard's Solution
And Sunni as Wings of Wax
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Eldritch Currie 👀👀👀

"...We still failed. You know we failed. I know we failed. We failed him."
@narrating-narrator
Purple/blue hyacinths represent sorrow and regret, the symbolism coming from the myth of Apollo and Hyacinthus.
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istg if i ever find cookie9 i’m gonna make them cookie0
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indubitably! 
THE PARBLE THE PARBLE THE PARBLE THE PARBLE THE PARBLE THE PARBLE THR PARBL
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