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Between the lines

(I originally optimized the screentones for viewing on twitter, so I hope it looks well here too.)

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talk about siblings

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Thoughts on minecraft?

I drew this cool drawing where Steve loses his lower torso by being exploded up by a creeper and the lead designer of Minecraft said it was really good

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my best (and only) drawings of rohan

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[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

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oh what a joy it is to get to grow old

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will you help them?

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Bro is so small he's not microraptor but Micro Raptor

Roast this "Microraptor" i found on Google Images. I'll go first: "Bro selected the feathers and pressed Delete"

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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I can't believe build a bear has an ~after dark line

I can't believe build a bear AD made a cougar for Valentine's Day

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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own

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Holidays with Pokémon - 【公式】PokéMinutos

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guys. are we still in the fuck it we ball years or are we already at the fully develop brain part....