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also i do think my opinions of this finale are coloured by seeing this as a weaker season overall with a unsteady/unclear throughline that consistently had me feeling like "so...where are we going with this?"

+ this shows inability to complete a story arc, like its a fucking hilarious show the comedy writing is 💯 BUT they could never figure out how seriosuly they wanted to take storylines/character arcs as a sitcom so that i think left me and others a little unfillfiled and disjointed in the end cause the answer was "these are static characters. except when they are not and it fits the bit."

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I do find the “nothing changes, no one grows” message contradictory, but I believe that was the intention.

Some things don’t change. Laszlo’s been working on his monster for decades, the Guide doesn’t get to sing along at end, Nandor has ridiculous plans that are going to end up with Guillermo doing all of the work, Guillermo is still a black sheep.

Except they do change, Laszlo does end up finishing his monster. The guide isn’t allowed to sing, but she’s still there, casually hanging out with the vamily. Nandor builds the lair himself, with no complaints. Guillermo is still a black sheep and no one understands him but they also try because he’s their black sheep and they may not get why he’s so sad about the documentary ending but they’re trying their best to make him feel better.

Nothing changes, except when it does. No one grows, except sometimes they do.

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i reached post view limit on twitter (i want to hunt el*n for sport so fucking bad) so i had to return to my roots and lurk here again

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the consensus in my household post wwdits finale was "so that's all?"

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well there are alternate endings technically so. redeemed.

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you belong with us

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this is exaxtly what is going to happen, the djinn told me in a dream

wwdits alternate endings? it's true i saw it in a couple of posts and I'm in queer media

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wwdits alternate endings? it's true i saw it in a couple of posts and I'm in queer media

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guys i am so sure. i had the greatest minds of our generation (wwditstwt) pick this apart and verify it with multiply sources + lines up with some of the ambiguous shit the cast and crew has said.

open your heart to not one not two but THREE finales.

HELLO??? ALTERNATE ENDINGS?? DID PEOPLE KNOW THIS??

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whatever happens tonight remember. vamily.

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'But think how the'll squirm when they see how i glitter'

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guidja is so cool i wish lesbians were real

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if you are JUST finding out about the alt endings with like less than 24 hours before they air well im so sorry you don't get more time to process. I've made peace and accepted it already and i recognize that that is a privilege.