18 years old dude, mexican, bisexual, studing gastronomy, half-time artist. Reblog everything I like and post almost everything I do
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I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology
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My first shot at watercolor, I kinda like how it came out
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On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2
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Back at it again with the retro wave generator
I am on a lot of cold medication right now
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I’m back in business baby! And I drew a big furry tiddy
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Honestly??? this is all you need to know about cycling in Amsterdam
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when you look at two posts that are very much alike but have been produced by two different blogs

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When you see two posts that are pretty much the same but are posted by different blogs

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this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn
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I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.
Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst
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I’m high and this is a real experience
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this would be the most effective anti-drug campaign
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