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JUDE: haha thanks.  JUDE: nice and fluffy.

SNAPCHAT › OPEN

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JUDE: yeah same JUDE: i hate traveling for long periods of time.

SNAPCHAT › OPEN

MARIANA: i can’t believe i just woke up and it’s 5pm MARIANA: that flight was a bitch i’m never travelling again

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— ✰ ˖ ° › text ✉️

raven: omg i'm starving!!!!! are you free?

raven: let's go get something to eat!!

raven: anything, pleaseeeeeee

jude: if there is food involved then ofc i am free

jude: i will go anywhere for food. unless you want to go to burger king. then i refuse.

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“Alrighty, but the offer is still there whenever you want to hit me up on it.”

“yeah.. pass.”

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“This is the real issue America needs to be on the same page with. It is too crazy, and I do not have the energy to deal anymore.”

“ you know what, it pisses me off too. when it first came out i kept taking my card out like a dumb-ass. the lady had to keep telling me to leave it is but for some reason i just kept taking it out. it was a mess. hate those thing. i rather swipe. everything was good with the swipe.” 

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“Whoops, my bad, um... Sorry, I don’t know your name. That’s crazy! I bet everyone has had a go on the ol’ sofa, so I don’t mind buying a used one. Unless it has bugs or something. Then I don’t want it.”

‘ honey? i’m more confused that you called me honey and if it happens again, i’ll take you to court. i don’t go to estate sales because i don’t like furniture i don’t know the story behind. what if freaky shit happened on that couch? no thanks. anyway, nothing’s as fun as flashing the black amex. ’

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hi !! i realized that i didn’t make a proper intro the other night, so here it is:

i’m kendall and this is my bby jude. i can spend hours talking about him but you can just read his bio if you want the short details. 

feel free to plot with me :)

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“Not really, but that does sound like a good idea on what to spend the cash on. I would, but I don’t even know your name. What a bummer.”

“ to buy flowers ? then sign me up & buy me some. “

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“Ha! I wish I had five million dollars in my car. I only keep about 20 on me, at the most.”

                   “ i think it’s only weird depending on the amount of money you’re carrying, buddy, because if you’re about to tell me you have a bag with five million dollars in your car that might raise a few red flags. ”

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“Yep. That’s exactly why I keep cash!”

“ honestly, i usually don’t wonder if you carry cash on you or not. kudos to you for doing that ! whenever a special someone really wants flowers, you can just whip out your cash and buy those flowers. “ 

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“I always have cash on me, even if it’s just five dollars. You never know when you may use it. Plus, this whole chip reader/swiping deal is pissin’ me off. Like, what am I supposed to do? It says to insert the chip, but then the cashier tells me to swipe. Too confusing.”

“ people get used too just swiping and going, but you know, in new york you can get mugged and then all your money gone. i keep cash on me though. “

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“Well, try going to one. I’ll even go with you.”

“whatever you say.”

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“Yikes. That sounds miserable. Just don’t think that you’re on a boat. Pretend you’re on a fancy bus ride or something.”

“lets hope i don’t get sick on this cruise. last time i was on a boat for that long i got deadass rotten sick for the rest of the week and stayed in bed. lovely vacation.”

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“Wine spit? What the hell?! That’s crazy, yet hilarious. Why wasn’t I there to witness this?”

“ going to wine tasting while you’re half buzzed turned out to be a terrible and great idea. i kept forgetting to spit it out and ended up getting kicked out for dumping a bucket of everyone’s wine spit on this asshole’s head when he tried to tell me to leave. all jokes aside, spain does not fuck with their wines. “

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“And never did I think that I Would be caught in the way you got me But girls love girls and boys And love is not a choice”