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[namorlei]

link shortening

okay. let me tell you one of my pet peeves. it's when you send a link to something and the link takes up a full paragraph. amazon is especially egregious with this; as an example, i'm going to use the sweet essentials goat milk & honey perfume. here's the link i get if i just copy/paste it:

https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Honey-Fragrance-Perfume-Organic/dp/B07D5N4XRP/ref=sr_1_1?crid=368RN4BTXC5R9&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.0tHv-eu2F7iPFRQB2q9yXdLcYOv4rURViCCRfaecKCxZGmUW01KbdXZU3Q1GrGr9CUE97ZgO2tqSFilCtwDhBDwZrkPHvIwyX3KwtbHn1H2BjGo6Kv2RNKzHD4vUn6cdGQvpxat_DCpR1LJaDNrxuYElr7x_GZHixDS4r3SWdrQ67ov2O0MBOQ3F7vH9sclQyOCOsPB-xuzdAbugWTjAw7PODjXTSswWuLJG56uZkMUaJ5ob8xIEy6tpHvu21E8uYKJtnWdyGBoK5Wd5mo7S3urQt-rJX9twnr3RwS0Kk_s.kW9z0gieuOP4prMF2tSrHmrMuB8XObk-xguJ8Cub1YI&dib_tag=se&keywords=sweet+essentials+goat+milk+and+honey+perfume&qid=1726618258&sprefix=sweet+essentials+goat+milk+and+honey+perfume%2Caps%2C58&sr=8-1

do you see this shit? that link is longer than my introduction paragraph. and most of it is totally unnecessary and just gives amazon tracking data. so i'm going to quick breakdown the link:

https://www.amazon.com/ is the domain. this tells your browser to go to the internet, to amazon's address. can't do without.

Goat-Honey-Fragrance-Perfume-Organic/dp/B07D5N4XRP/ is the sort of directory. this is where the meat of the link is; it gives the browser the information of where in the amazon domain it should look for what you're looking for. sort of like when you ask a librarian where a book is and they say "it's in this area of the library, i can show you if you like"

every single thing after that is optional. most, if not all, of it is just tracking data that tells amazon who looked it up, how, where they found it, etc. etc. and you can totally safely remove it.

so, our final, shortened link is:

https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Honey-Fragrance-Perfume-Organic/dp/B07D5N4XRP/

and you can test it for yourself, both the really long link and this nice clipped link lead to the same page. this is generally applicable to most websites; if a link feels a little too long, experiment and start removing bits off the end. generally anything that shows up after "?[text]=" is probably safe to remove, as with "&[text]=". sometimes those have particular jobs, though; for example, youtube links with a particular timestamp will include "&t=[number]s" and while removing this will keep the link to the video, it will remove the timestamp. similarly, youtube sometimes uses "&v=[text]" to encode the id of a video, so without that you're left with just the youtube homepage. if a link has "?si=[text]", that's all safe to remove, because that's pure tracking data.

in short: clip your links. don't give them any more than you need to. experiment a little. have fun and be yourself. i love you

[namorlei]

no long thing to write i need this so badly

forcefemming a pretransition girl and accidentally making her safeword by holding her in my arms and telling her i love her and i’ll never abandon her and she has to tap out because she starts crying so hard and i just cradle her and tell her to let it all out

[namorlei]

god...

i look so beautiful

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this is how i act when im tired im like imitating being awake but like an alien not really sure of how humans act so it comes off asawkward evven though it might not like be clear

also the way it licks its paw im actually gonna melt

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YES PLPSLSPSLSLPSPLSPLSPSLPSLPS BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EFVER

[namorlei]

they are weaklings

Rough match? Cheer up! 🎮 🍈🍈

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ilysmm genuinely im going to go insane rn aaaaaaaagh pls where are you (practice)

When my girlfriend is like super pretty, and sweet, and loves me

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omg im so sorry wtffff how

need you to have some pajama pants or something warm and snuggly like omg you know those like pants that are like the internal lining of some coats where its like sooooo warm and soft and fuzzy and you feel like you could just melt when wearing it

alternatively i could just always be there........

and if i could just remove all hair off my legs instantly i'd totally be pantless WAY more often and just wear like a really baggy t shirt

We should be roommates… to save money

No other reason

[namorlei]

mmmmm idk about tear gas tbh...

it doesnt choke you much it just causes burns and irritates your skin and eyes and just feels terrible (short term exposure at least, long term exposure to tear gas can kill you)

MUSTARD GAS HOWEV-

just think about it throwing up your internals....

bit by bit not even one large things just slowly being turned inside out as your brain becomes foggy and-

okay this might be a little insensitive like this shit is horrible but my sick and twisted brain sees potential in this and as long as its theoretical (and harms nobody but myself) i will not be silenced

I would let her tear gas me

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THIS IS SO PRETTY OMG the way the arms like have the gaps in between but are like "filled in" by the metal is such a cool effect AND THE TORSO HOLY GOD I AM IN LOVE

need someone to make a statue of me like this

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also the comments on this post istg

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omg just the amount of release you'd get like as your body goes beyond what its capable of doing imagine.... pure bliss

Fucked up that they don't make medieval torture devices anymore

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slacktivism!!!!

its a genuine problem with the left and its part of the reason you see the right wing coming up so much around the world. like genuinely, socialists/ communists/ any revolutionary groups just arent making themselves known or heard outside of online spaces where they can be shrugged off as well... armchair activists

this isnt a "silent majority" type thing most ppl are centrists or barely leaning either way. but you see far right ppl all the time making speeches and doing parades and just being loud and making themselves known and its so fucking annoying bc we have nothing of comparable magnitude.

in all honesty also the left is at times way too sensitive, like guys look at the ring wing they all fucking hate each other but at least they know what it means to be in a coalition and put aside differences

meanwhile over here on the left you have socialists calling anarchists fascists and vise versa and like theres so much infighting and like yall please !!!! we have bigger fucking issues to worry about than whether or not communes will be reestablished under the next revolutionary government !!!! there are literal fascists that are getting in government that want to kill you can you stop infighting people that are barely different than you for 5 fucking seconds ???????

that too omfg "revolution" give me a break. be real for a minute. thats not gonna happen bc nobody is gonna actually lead a successful revolution. many want one, but nobody wants to be the one to start it. to be the martyr that is killed in a daring action in starting it or to make the speeches that inspire millions.

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you didnt but OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I ASPIRE TO HAVE THE SKILL PATIENCE (and looks) OF THIS MOM

goals honestly

also the baby kittens esjdhfjafwrgjfwirgbhaiujgawhgri im gonna scream they're so god damn adorable i actually cant pls

.....m,me wwhne th e cat purgrrrrs..,.,,, i rrleate..

kittenheavenpov on tiktok

[namorlei]

FORTIFY

REINFORCE

POWER UP

also OP is so right like even little things like that really do make a difference, like idk "hey guys" is neutral yeah yeah but just hearing "yall" feels way more neutral and i feel better when ppl address me or the group im in as "yall"

alternatively "a pod" also works

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[namorlei]

literally me... every day........

i shouldn't have to wake up i just wanna sleep and sleep and eep and eppsl