namjoonnnie

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the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

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“Solitude is dangerous. It’s very addictive. It becomes a habit after you realize how peaceful and calm it is. It’s like you don’t want to deal with people anymore because they drain your energy. “

Jim Carrey

[namjoonnnie]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

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Admirer!Namjoon

so this boy is uuuuber chill

like everything around him could be on fire

and on the outside he would just be all ‘this is fine’

but he would be freaking out on the inside

BUT HE WORKS HARD TO APPEAR CHILL OK

anyway

after school he works at a bookstore

its nice because he gets discounts on books and the instore cafe

but theres another good reason that he works there

its y o u

he loves working beside you

he even just likes to watch you handle customers

like he could spend hours watching you talk about books and anything

heck you could make lint interesting

THATS HOW MUCH HE’S INTO YOU

h o w e v e r

you always rip him out of his dreams by making him work

“will you s t o p spacing out, namjoon? you’re on the clock!”

and immediately he’s getting up and getting to work

gotta impress you and stuff

aND that’s not it!

whenever you’re having a problem he just knows

LIKE

dealing with a bad customer? he is OVER THERE IN A HEARTBEAT

HELLO LET ME DEAL WITH THIS YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR THEM - namjoon, probably

but you also just talk to each other

he knows practically everything about you

books, feelings, you tell him everything on your mind

and he feels sooooo special because of this

it makes his heart swell with joy

and you appreciate him for being someone who you can talk to

all your friends are trying to get you two together

like ‘DUDE HE L I K E S YOU.’

‘oh what? no, he’s just a super good friend,’

no. no. that’s not it. he does like youuuuuuuu AGH

but, one day

your manager comes in and talks to you

“so i know you only signed up for two days this week, but can you do five? an other team member got sick and we need someone to pick up her shifts,”

you kinda can’t because you have a super long essay due this week and you kinda need to work on it

gotta get them As and jazz

when you try to explain this to him, he just shakes his head

he strongarms you into working those five days, even hinting at firing you if you don’t comply

so you sigh and nod

as you walk back over to your register namjoon gives you an eyebrow

like the ‘what just happened talk to me’ eyebrow

and just a huuuuuge sigh comes out

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

after everything is explained namjoon is seething

like dude this manager is an asswipe

he urges you to stand up

‘your school comes first, tell him that,

‘no, i already told him that I would do this, it’s ok,’

but you really dont want to work the five days

so you just keep on working that day

bUT

he hears you muttering under your breath

you’re hyping yourself up

you GOOOOOT THIS

the next day it’s work as usual

except for when the manager comes in

you look namjoon in the eye and then at the manager

and namjoon k n o w s

its about to go down

you go up to your manager and you explain that you can’t work the five days he’s forced on you, but you’re willing to compromise and work three days

boy does that make the manager angry

he threatens to fire you

and you

oh my GAWSH

you just shrug

“i know that my education is more important than this job that i love doing. i’m trying to compromise here, but if you can’t respect me and my wishes, then I will hand in my two weeks notice right here, right now,”

BOMB HECKING DROPPED

NAMJOON HECKING BLOWN A W A Y

he is shaking

he is head over heels for you right now

your manager is shaking too

he just kinda backs off

‘l-let me think about this’

you go back to your register

namjoon gives you the sweeted highfive ever

you go on break together and sit outside the bookstore with some drinks or somethn

he is just heart eyes all over you

‘that was so cool what you did in there,’ he smiles at you

and you’re all warm and that just makes you all fuzzy and warm

and then he just???? KIISSSSES?? YOU?? ON THE CHEEEEEK??

‘you’re responsible, and kind, and you always do the right thing, you’re just too awesome. that’s why i…’

he trails off here and stumbles with his words a bit

‘that’s why i like you,’ he mumbles

and you’re mind is BLOWN

you’re about to faint o my lawdy

your face = REDDEST RED EVER

and namjoon!

he’s over here blushing like mad!

like does she like me? was that okay? was I creepy? omgomgomgomg

after you get yourself together you just smile all happy and

‘i like you too, namjoon,’

then you kiss him on the cheek

you go back inside to finish your shifts and the two of you are holding hands

namjoon has never been happier in his entire life

and neither have you~

[namjoonnnie]

taekook what’s in my bag ft. yeontan

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i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[namjoonnnie]

BTS: *whining* You never show us any love.

Yoongi:

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180611 BTS_official’s Tweet

- … - … . . - … . - DD Ceremony #2018BTSFESTA 땡 - RM, SUGA, J-HOPE

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namjoon

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A+ for effort

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Ravenclaw Headcanons

• having a good conscience after finishing all of the work • being so interested in something that their head and heart seem to burst in excitement when they start reading about it • binding their hair back before starting work • waking up early to go for a run • ‘Look at the moon!’ • ‘You’re doing it wrong let me…oh now it’s too late you’ve ruined it…’ • they take birthdays too seriously and want the whole package (party, presents, wishes, …) • patiently explaining their friends everything they didn’t understand during the school lesson • being lazy when they aren’t interested in a certain topic • procrastinating and then panicking • asking too many questions • being friends with pupils from every house • they believe that everything has a reason • sending and owl to their parents every week • being way more rebellious than others might expect

Gryffindor Headcanons

Hufflepuff Headcanons

Slytherin Headcanons

[namjoonnnie]

[!] Congratulations to Bangtan who won the Daesang at the 27th Seoul Music Awards!

[namjoonnnie]

“Not even the most handsome man in the world can warm my cold heart”

…

“oh, Never mind, I think my heart is on fire”

[namjoonnnie]

*pewds voice* HELL YEAH

[namjoonnnie]

If you think this beautiful human is ugly, re- evaluate.