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Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

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I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.

At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57

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enamored with this thing

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Things that are also exercise:

Taking a walk

Dancing like an idiot in your kitchen

Making a bunch of weird poses with a broomstick

Intense gardening

Playing with your dog

Running from the chupacabra

Biking to work

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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

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been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

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Having a group chat with your friends is awesome because sometimes your phone dings and what you see on the screen is one of your friends reporting - with no context whatsoever - that "apparently Lulu has been eating all my hair off the floor and has now decided to die right in the middle of the living room" and that's how you learn what she named her roomba.

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Lotad will sometimes ferry pokemon across water.

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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

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i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

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i miss everyone

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My YouTube algorithm is so cooked man cause what the hell is even this

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psa

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I know I’ve featured this scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely given the ongoing attacks on education.

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baby boy. baby

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