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that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold
that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything
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love how we’ve all made our points so now it’s just like ‘as per my post 3 years ago…..’
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “the ouran high school host club” youll be kissed kissed fall in love'd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear that twink is a girl
my friend my fellow patron, pacing: kyoya ootori is embezzling millions in club profits
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
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no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you
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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
#this happened to my friend me#burned my whole life down at 20 bc i got a little too silly (as peach prc would say)
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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference
#comic books :/#bc what do you mean you've NEVER read a SINGLE batman comic but you're trying to write fic/give character opinions??????#i will kill you with my bare hands
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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape
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In analyzing the sex-class system, feminists are accused of inventing or perpetuating it. Calling attention to it, we are told, insults women by suggesting that they are victims, stupid enough to allow themselves to be victimized. Feminists are accused of being the agents of degradation by postulation that such degradation exists.
— Andrea Dworkin
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how i look when i'm about to say "thanks! it's all thrifted!!!"
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241116 NCT DREAM Weverse Update
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