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an evil wizard tower would go so hard here

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Labyrinthian I really love this location, as well as the entire College of Winterhold quest line.

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King shit

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Pro tip:

with the Pervert trait you can equip Black Nitrile Gloves to gain a Morale bonus while washing dishes

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MARS ATTACKS! 1996 | dir. tim burton

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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"The Sword in the Stone”

Elbaite Tourmaline with Quartz & Lepidolite - Blue Pocket, Pederneira Mine, Brazil

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Fuck yeah!

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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I’m sad 😔 boys show shaft

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when i die theyre going to bury all my tumblr followers with me like im an ancient pharaoh

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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perhaps having sex in the middle of a forest would fix me