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new icon just dropped ✨

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donald trump is a bitch ass loser

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I like when fairies get a bit more bug with it. Sneak a little extra chitin on her. It won't hurt.

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girl's best friend

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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@magwife you i think

fuuuck um maybe

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i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

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the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up

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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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why am i on birthblr

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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nobody knows! :)

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when my time comes around

lay me gently in the cold, dark earth

no grave can hold my body down

i’ll crawl home to her