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the average tumblr user cannot write sexy I'm sorry. it feels so sterile and formulaic. it's like every NSFW textpost is a bad imitation of puppygirllaika who I already think has kind of a grating style. Like it's all 'perfectly generic narrator describes a somewhat novel permutation or combination of some of the five or six currently popular fetishes.' it's always flat archetypes masquerading as characters (only the luckiest are even graced with names!) engaging in plainly described scenarios that are robbed of their potential eroticism by the author's refusal to really commit any thought to the execution. no tension, no pathos, no individual emotion, just vaguely relatable or familiar outlines of people with no lives outside of the scene. the most pallid, banal expression of sexuality.

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Sort pigs by happy to lucky

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I'm sorry if I unfollow any mutuals I just can't have NSFW social media for my mental health right now

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TWIN PEAKS 02.22 | "Between Life and Death"

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chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

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it is not hypocritical or evil to have a perspective that centers your own experience.

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“there is nothing here please go away”

David Lynch

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I'm sorry but the fucking addendum where they clarify that they specifically *are not* saying what you are extrapolating from their phrasing is IN THE SCREENSHOT. and the reputation that trans women on tumblr have for being extremely aggressive toward transmasculine people is because of the constant scrutinizing of any perspective that doesn't explicitly frame them as the ultimate victim in every situation for any opportunity to demonize the person expressing it. I understand that y'all are traumatized and justifiably skeptical of outsiders but this is so wildly counterproductive. y'all cannot expect other people to always be willing to put in infinite effort to cater their every expression to your sensibilities and yet constantly be belligerently hostile to them. more than anything else you are hurting yourselves.

awesome example of transmisogyny in action: the concept of transfems who hate transmascs is positioned as an objective reality; the concept of transmascs who hate transfems is positioned as an assumption (read: not a reality) by “transradfems” (which we can here understand as a label applied to those uppity man-hating (trans)feminists, who no longer warrant diminutives like “tiny” and “niche” and “online” but are instead a spooky contingent with a shiny new word to describe them as)

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oh wow I didn't realize that drowning images is just an innate feature of tumblr

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The binding of isaac in real life

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true but 85% of all comments and replies probably should start like this.

hey if your comment/reply begins like this, i think before you send it you should stop and think about if your comment will contribute to the conversation in a productive manner (spoiler: no)

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online trans people often discuss trans identity as if it's synonymous with being an extremely annoying shut in and it is so incredibly jarring to meet a trans person at like a bar or something and they're just like, a completely normal, pleasant person

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sonething bad or good

i fed my puppy kinetic sand

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found a ton of extremely old large prints of charles dana gibson's illustrations at the antique store today. i have never been so giddy, i might have to film an antique store haul video

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I'm in my 'frantic unhinged cynic' era. I'm more Harry DuBois than I've ever been.

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genuinely though almost every post on Tumblr that has any point beyond being stupid is probably leading you wrong and I think exposure to it genuinely makes people significantly stupider, myself included. it is so bad in here.