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@copadjacent gave Bowie an egg!

"Here you are." No warning, no explanation, just an egg gently placed into Bowie's palm and Patrick, grinning like a cat. "Enjoy." And with a wink, he leaves.

Bowie stared down at the egg in his hand, before raising his gaze to look at Patrick with the confusion on his face, only to find that he was already gone. He walked over around the counter and tossed the mysterious egg into the bin, like hell he was going to eat such a thing, Bowie wasn't even sure that it was cooked.

"Such a weird guy..." Bowie muttered to himself, shaking his head.

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"Did you forget to take your meds today or something?" Bowie asked, hardly looking up from the laptop he had been tap tap typing alway on. At the second grown he finally looked up at the young irishman, watching as he stretched out his long, lanky body across the Twins' living room couch. A glimpse of a tattoo on his hip, a small grouping of stars.

"Why are you even here when Nova and Jenna are out? Do you really have no where else to be?" he asked. It wouldn't surprise him one bit. Nathan was annoying as hell. It would take the patience of a saint to put up with him. And Nova... well she was quite possibly the best and most accepting person that Bowie had ever known. Or the loneliest. Or maybe honestly both.

          "Uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhh..."

          Pause. Nathan glanced their way, pouting. Black star tattoos peeked out from beneath a slack waistband as he rubbed his belly.

          "Aaaauuuguuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!" Louder. More obnoxious. He lolled his head back and let the groan dragggggg out, rolling on his toes too and stretching his back to really emphasize just how skinny he was. Y'know. For effect. "I am soooo hungry..."

          (Never mind that Nathan Young was always just skinny. Extra poundage simply refused to stick.)

          Maybe if he was annoying and dramatic enough about it, they'd offer some of their nachos. Yeah, he'd seen them buy those from the street vendor. Were he less a gentleman, he might've thought of some genius distraction and stolen them, but that took brainwork, and, actually, Nathan was really hungry. Too hungry to string a thought together that wasn't I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungry.

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selective indie roleplay blog for canon character CHRISTOPHER HARGREEVES from The Umbrella Academy rules | realities | about

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Alphonso & Jealousy

Last night (or early this morning) I made a post about how Alphonso would be a little bit jealous of the Umbrellas and I'm gonna expand on that though more under the cut.

The Sparrow Academy has always been a fantastic team. A well oiled crime fighting machine. To the public they seem like they have each others backs no matter what, like they're a perfect little family that just happens to have super powers they use to fight crime. It's always been a very carefully planned PR stunt put forward originally by Reginald and later carried on by Marcus and Ben. Behind the Academy doors though, it's never been particularly true.

They're a family sure, they have the same dad (to Reg's dismay), they call each other brothers and sisters, but they've never been particularly close to one another. Everything is always a competition. Who gets the most baddies on a mission? Who's moving where in Dad's ranking? How much did you train this week? And don't even get him started on his siblings fights with one another. With the others it's never just an argument. It's never just verbal. It always escalates to a knock down dragged out fight, usually with powers. More often that not Christopher or Al himself need to step in and stop things before anyone gets seriously injured or worse. Even more disturbing was when they would spar against one another for training. Some of Al's first scars were from his siblings, which in part might have something to do with why they tend not to pick fights with him.

Once they started drugging Reginald at Pogo's request and departure, Al seldom saw his siblings outside of meal times and training. Those also always doubled as family meetings. The only sibling he typically saw was Jayme. They had always been... not exactly close but they had always got along more than the others. Even so, he still often found himself wondering about what ifs. What if he got injured to a point where he couldn't use his powers anymore? What if the Sparrow Academy stopped being a thing? What if Dad's money ran out? What if all their powers just mysteriously went away? Would any of his siblings care for him? Would they stay by his side, or keep in touch? Or would they all shrug their shoulders and go their separate ways...

That was something he realized about the Umbrellas. They were pitiful fighters of course, but so were most of the people the Sparrows had fought over the last few years. But he could tell they genuinely cared about one another. The way Five stepped in to save Allison from being stomped. The way Luther was yelled for his siblings to get out of there and was willing to die to Marcus for the rest of them to get out of the house. The same way with how Viktor shouted over the balcony for Luther to leave and Five later shouted for Viktor. He can't remember the last time his siblings tried to convince him to exercise even a little self preservation.

He had always wondered about his mom. He had tried to find her once, it should have been easy there were only three human males adopted into the Sparrow Academy, and the difference between Marcus, Ben and Al was obvious. He found an article about Marcus's mom featuring her photo and her name. There was a smaller article about an underage woman giving birth on the subway in Korea, no name, no photo but obviously Ben. All that came up for himself was that Hargreeves had visited an orphanage in Italy in December of 1989, and that Orphanage later went on to build a new wing to their building and named it after his stupid codename he'd given himself. The Monocle, Il Monocolo. Sometime after drugging Reginald, Alphonso had tried calling that Orphanage once, to get more information on his mother. But it was no use. There were no records of him there. He might have pressed more on why there was no record but... he knew better.

It had been odd, to hear Diego call the robot maid "Mom". But something about the look in Diego's eyes. It tugged almost imperceptibly at Al's heart strings. He had only ever known Grace as a Nanny, and a maid. She was never particularly maternal to the Sparrows, and the older the got the more Al took noticed how often she "broke" and needed to be "repaired" by Pogo or Reginald. In that moment that he saw how Diego looked at their maid he wondered if that had been the truth.

He'd be a little tiny bit jealous of the Umbrella Academy. They got a mom. They have siblings who care about each of them like siblings, as opposed to "siblings" who are about as emotionally distant from one another as some cousins tend to be. If Diego wasn't such a smug prick, if he survived the attack from Harlan... Alphonso definitely could have been convinced to switch teams.

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Alphonso would never admit it (because it would please Diego too much.) but there's a part of Al, not too deep down there inside of him that is perhaps jealous of the Umbrellas.

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As a kid, did Bowie ever want a younger sibling?

Bowie never really thought much about being an only sibling when he was child. While his mother was finishing up school so that she could provide for him, Bowie was largely from a newborn to 6 raised by his grandparents. Around 6 or 7 is when he started to make friends and hang out with kids his own age through school and boy scouts and such. So in his childhood, Bowie never really quite felt any loneliness.

As a teen, once he moved to Portland and his mom started working a lot, he started to get lonely. He hated it as a teen, and that's part of why he started working at 15 years old. But he didn't really ruminate on any thoughts of the idea of having a sibling for very long. He's pretty chill with having been raised as an only child.

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Bowie took a deep breath as he sunk down into the office chair and stared at the message that he held. He could barely read it because he was shaking so bad, and what he could read he couldn't even believe. It made his blood run cold, and droplets of sweat beaded on his forehead. Letting out a deep shaky breath he swallowed hard when he heard a noise, startling him out of this thoughts and quickly shoving the message in his back pocket as his gaze fell on the person who had just walked in.

"H-Hey," He said. His lips pressed into a line as he cleared his throat and tried to push the memory of what he had been looking at out of his mind. "You uh, you need something?"

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Random Headcanon Generator

Bowie is constantly singing for no reason.

Bowie is a very good singer.

Bowie listens to 80s music.

Bowie can play the guitar.

Bowie can beat you up, but won't

Bowie has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night.