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@say-hi-intrepid-heroes Until told otherwise, I accept this as canon.

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The Bad Kids simply cannot resist the raw sexual prowess of autistic swag

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Jace POV

Poor Mary-ann

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Mary Ann going berserk over her strawberry plush getting burnt, is the realest shit ever

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my favorite thing is seeing fanart of gorgug and mary ann where she’s like up to his waist/shoulders even though she’s canonically like 2 feet tall

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she grinder on my rat till i skuttle

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i was a bit confused when brennan created mary ann, the most autistic d20 npc since ayda aguefort, and described her as being his "homage to real teenagers" as if she represents the average teen experience... then i remembered his only frame of reference for teens is being a camp counselor at larp camp and possibly seeing posts about dropout dot tv and everything clicked into place.

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gorgug’s arc is so funny cause imagine freshman year if mary ann called him a loser he would be so upset but now their dynamic is perfect cause he’s learned to not take peoples shit and recognized how cool and important he is and mary ann doesn’t let him get away with shit and knocks him down a peg while also bringing out something authentic in him that’s not just being nice

the insecure boy -> overconfident sometimes assholish -> loser boyfriend pipeline

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skuttlespring the type of couple to fuck nasty and then sit in silence for 4 hours afterwards on their respective devices. after half an hour mary ann taps gorgug on the shoulder to get him to do a few quokki pet pulls for her. an hour later he gets her attention to watch a fantasy tiktok about bloodrush gameplay. when one of them gets tired of the company or bored or has something else to do they just say goodbye and leave. and honestly? goals

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Mary Ann and Gorgug dating is so funny to me. Like, who could be a better match for Zac "Comedy Sniper" Oyama's PC than the NPC who destroyed the table with the sentence "Jace, I don't feel good."

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gorgug x mary ann skuttle is just that one reverse trope writing prompt “really nice guy who hates only you” combined with enemies to lovers

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mary ann skuttle, the person that you are

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she got that dog in her

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look do i think gorgug and mary ann should date? no. do i enjoy gorgug finding himself in being a mean hot bitch and starting messy situationships with at least three people in time for his final year of high school? oh absolutely

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This post by @recycledraccoon made me laugh real hard so i drew it

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fabian being like "hell yeah you too gorgug" after gorgug had sex with mary ann (i can't believe i just typed those words out and they're canon compliant) and gorgug being like you know i wasn't a virgin right really hits a fantastic part of gorgug's character for me. like i love you guys and love your bits and i would do anything for you but ive had a solid relationship for two years. while you guys were doing your "getting your kisses in" bullshit and hiding in the fridge because a cute person looked at you ive been with my girlfriend for two years. keep up

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i love that half of the stuff riz does he doesn’t even have to roll for anymore. they finally found a way to counter murph’s luck