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You were at the club. Bottles up when i first met you couldnt get enough. Had to get you straight to my bedroom Drank still in my cup. Crib is large so you can bring your friends too
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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did
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David Lynch shows off his Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral CD
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I found the white Pharoah at my local flea market.
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Every page was one gut punch after another
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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
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i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf
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