myteddybearisaknife

[myteddybearisaknife]

millions of clowns, in their awful floppy-shoe-flinging horror.

+gravedigger-deathdealer

That does sound like an interesting event.

I don’t think I’ve seen something like that.

[myteddybearisaknife]

it really is fun to watch movies with friends, because you can share snacks with them and all have a good giggle at the funny parts of a movie and all cry at the sad parts and everything!

aah! it's so fun!

maybe you could come see one with hd and i?

i dont think she'd mind!

+ogling-psychopomp

ah! hello again, death!

i haven’t seen you in a while; how’ve you and the afterlife been?

[myteddybearisaknife]

absolutely fascinating!

+powertrolls

"They’re my hornϟ!"

[myteddybearisaknife]

horns!

so what do you use them for?

are they like antlers, or...?

+powertrolls

"Hehe! I agree!"

[myteddybearisaknife]

very cute!

so, if i may ask, what are the candy-cornish things on your head for?

+powertrolls

"Her name iϟ ϟtocking!"

[myteddybearisaknife]

that's good to hear!

and i and normal life have been rather swell!

movies are incredibly fun to watch with friends!

and also mechanical bulls.

+ogling-psychopomp

ah! hello again, death!

i haven’t seen you in a while; how’ve you and the afterlife been?

[myteddybearisaknife]

and then he summoned millions of clowns.

millions of them.

MILLIONS.

+gravedigger-deathdealer

  I’ve definitely seen things worse than that, but never that big.

That’s some Eldritch abomination shit right there.  

[myteddybearisaknife]

yeah.

at one point he puked up a bunch of pie filling all over the deck and lit it on fire.

then a lad suffocated the fire with cake frosting.

the battle was interesting to say the least.

+gravedigger-deathdealer

[myteddybearisaknife]

we're quite sure; sleuth's sepulchritude act finished him right the fuck off, as well as destroying his fetal seedpod with a ton of candy.

and– here we go!

here's an image someone managed to snap during the battle.

he's ENORMOUS. a whale could fit on his hat.

+gravedigger-deathdealer

[myteddybearisaknife]

stocking? that's actually a rather cute name!

+powertrolls

"Very good! I’m juϟt trying my beϟt to be like my mother!"

[myteddybearisaknife]

that sounds quite pleasant!

so, who is your mum? she sounds like a nice lady.

+powertrolls

oh my! hello there!

my name is nb, if you please. 

who are you?

[myteddybearisaknife]

equip the shades be the nervous broad

[myteddybearisaknife]

and a pleasure to meet you as well, verina.

so how are things going for you?

+powertrolls

oh my! hello there!

my name is nb, if you please. 

who are you?

[myteddybearisaknife]

i see then, it does make a wee bit of sense, haha.

i mean, it's ridiculous! look at this thing!

+gravedigger-deathdealer

you.. deal death? he’s not a set of cards you know.

he can be a sensitive individual, sweetie.

[myteddybearisaknife]

+ogling-psychopomp

ah! hello again, death!

i haven't seen you in a while; how've you and the afterlife been?

[myteddybearisaknife]

oh!

then i suppose its just odd. you havent really killed anyone and you go by 'deathdealer'.

....i killed 2 people except one of them came back to life and became a giant demon thing that took forever to fight.

mobster kingpin was not a pleasant man!

+gravedigger-deathdealer

you.. deal death? he’s not a set of cards you know.

he can be a sensitive individual, sweetie.

[myteddybearisaknife]

+gravedigger-deathdealer

you.. deal death? he's not a set of cards you know.

he can be a sensitive individual, sweetie.