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PSA: Poll closing times of today’s US Election by local time

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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

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Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

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I just had a thought about the “Ravio dies whenever Legend does and vice versa” thing…

What if it happens to the entire chain once they get cursed with the pain sharing? One of them dies and the rest of them drop like flies

I know this thought had a direction but I honestly don’t know where it was going… 😅

I think it would be so inconvenient jfbdjd like ok, imagine the domino effect

Like legend dies mid battle cause like idk the shadow stabbed him, ravio dies mid making a sale with a customer back in legend's hyrule, then the entire chain die too like dropping like flies

And the shadow is like, left standing in the middle of all of them like "what the fuck did just happen"

If none of them has a fairy, I feel like it would be a game over so quickly lmao

Though alternatively, mipha constantly saving the day cause her reviving wild means reviving everyone (ravio included) lmao

The shadow starting to walk away cause like dude, he won! Just for mipha's grace to activate, wild be revived and then everyone standing up ready to fight again and the shadow's like "aww come oon!"

Meanwhile ravio comes back infront of a distraught customer in legend's hyrule just to be like "anyway, it's 800 rupees"

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Fi and her swordsona ✨

Ko-fi

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✨Wisdomverse Zelda Popularity Poll 2024✨

First of all, I want to take this time to say: Go Vote IRL! If you’re in the USA, voting day is 11/5!!! Go do it! You can have a huge impact on national and local policies. Your vote matters.

Now then, voting season irl means it’s also time for Wisdomverse’s long awaited popularity poll!

The rules are quite simple:

Select your top three favorite Zeldas in the poll (Info on all the Zeldas here)

Propaganda is always allowed >:)

A midpoint ranking will be posted after a week or so, and final standings will be posted after two weeks.

The winner(s) get special artwork celebrating their victory

And now, without further ado:

The Poll

I’m excited to see which Zelda will reign supreme! (and whether my predictions will be correct :)

Masterpost

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15?? More like 5.

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Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

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Con O’Neill, MCM Comic Con panel with Nathan Foad and Kristian Nairn, London May 27, 2023

Q: As someone who was a teenager for Section 28 Part 1, I just want to […] say a massive thank you for speaking up about Section 28 Part 2. What’s it been like at the moment, working on a show that has got such cool and interesting things to say about gender broadly and masculinity more specifically?

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Please don’t fuck this up, America 🔹🙏😬🔹

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Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

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Don’t let anyone silence your voice or steal your power, which is your vote.

Your vote is private. Your vote is your own.

Vote accordingly.

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Leon and Linebeck and variations of Link, L men superiority

L men

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can’t get over when famous gangster lucky luciano was like “hey lansky seems like quite a hassle getting all those nazis offa your terf you want us to help ya out” and meyer “Left Russia Because of Pogroms and Became A Gangster In The US” lansky was like “no. no getting to beat the shit out of nazis is reward enough for us. sorry lucky this one’s personal don’t worry about it”