mysticsamus
BORN TO HUG
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jojo, 25, he/him, infj • utter scoundrel • pfp by @fleshmonk
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mysticsamus · 14 hours ago
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im so normal
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mysticsamus · 14 hours ago
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mysticsamus · 14 hours ago
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i love video game character design
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i got to the stoneville chapter and. oh my god. not even nonoy or, like, dada and giovanni are as hyper-detailed as this guy
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mysticsamus · 1 day ago
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mysticsamus · 1 day ago
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you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,
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mysticsamus · 1 day ago
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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again
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mysticsamus · 3 days ago
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two wonderful things i saw online today
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!
Chronicles of Narnia:
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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Linktober Day 1: Mirror
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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they should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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mysticsamus · 4 days ago
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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"
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mysticsamus · 6 days ago
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a treasure found antiquing today
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mysticsamus · 6 days ago
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I'm looking at stuffed animals and
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OH myGOD?!
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mysticsamus · 6 days ago
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Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong.
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