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Marvel in a Nutshell: Iron Man

View More: Captain America, The Avengers, Thor, Thor 2

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hello! if anyone is unstressed in my writing I’m officially moving to @underratedhotties.

I’ll close this blog in a week, thank you for your love in this years!

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I wish I had teachers like them

Their teachers are the best

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what do you mean no????????

double stuff is god 

very important question regarding your oreo preferences: double stuf?

Please refer to the previous memo: X

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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well mark me down for sad and horny

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Cas sadly said “Castiel rights” and left.

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mafia

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

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now came here and tell me alex is a bad actor, i dare you

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Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

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Leo Fitz digging his way to the friend zone

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and i oop—

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Harry Potter is completely unrealistic because no one ever asked to try on Harry’s glasses.

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This shouldn’t be so funny

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Reasons I'm Attracted to Severus Snape ✨

He's so fucking smart

He's intimidating

Has a don't you dare talk to me unless it's very important face

Looks unapprochable

HIS MIND, HE'S SO FUCKING SMART

Goth

Long hair

Boopable nose

Tall af

Scrawny af

Speaks softly but confidently

Deep voice

Sallow skin

G o t h

He is s m a r t

Looks evil but is secretly a sweetheart

Short tempered

Smart, scrawny and goth