mysticalcium

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your careers are temporary. archive of our own is forever

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um................... can i help you

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the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything

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anyone else 1 situation away from losing their mind

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me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

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when two adhd girls link up... ANYTHING could stop us

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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”the internet is an evil place!!” for you. i have a mile long blocklist and the best mutuals ever

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lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo

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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

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"i never see you at the club" i never see you at under the blanket

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uhh yeah

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coming back to the things you loved when you were younger feels so special