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Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)

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Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)

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The Israeli occupation army officially announces the return of war on Gaza and the failure of negotiations 😭

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today in food news:

the. popped cheese

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"haha look at this red state where everyone is a poor un-educated racist hillbilly hick! they definitely don't deserve human rights! epic leftist OWN!!!"

i see this take a lot and honestly it's extremely fucking disappointing considering most red states do have predominantly poc (black, Hispanic, indigenous) populations there who are also being heavily systemically opressed and actively fight for rights too.

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Wintertime Wonderland BRATZ

Drew some Bratz because I need to get out of my creative slump!!

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Ready to attac

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Art of Miku - Hatsune Miku x Contemporary Art exhibition 2024

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they should invent a special new pulitzer prize for any journalist who manages to cover the trump presidency without doing this:

they could make it award one billion dollars and not worry becuase they would simply never have to pay it out

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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

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it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

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Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts

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Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

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yoooo theyre playing my fucking leitmotif in here this party rules (hearing it change to minor key) Oh Shit. Oh Fuck