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This picture is making me nauseous .

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Line

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Jerma releasing the bees

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Im going to keep posting about how awesome gay country night is until it gets annoying until it gets gratinggggg because if it helps even one person leave the house and find community like i did then it was worth it. I had so much fun tonight

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Was caught being sweet so I had to hit my father with the vicious dacula!

How so scaries????

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

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If I ever got falsely accused of murder those body language analysis true crime YouTube channels would have like a 7 hour video on why it’s undeniable I’m a psychopathic murderer and I know it

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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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Shit Movies Hall of Fame #37:

Arthur and the Minimoys (2006 ‧ Adventure/Comedy)

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nothing more beautiful than a man in a soldier uniform..

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking