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Scar don’t even gaf

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What I heard for so long: Well done, you lied to me. What’s your name?

Actual lyrics: Well done, enlightened me, what’s your name?

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

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Au with Tommy impulsively claiming Phil as his father to get out of trouble (that he STARTED) and Phil, deciding that today feels like a good day to mess with a random kid, proceeds to play the supportive dad card as hard as he possibly can from that moment on

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Got slapped with random motivation, have a prompt thingy

“That's fair actually.”

This statement managed to silent the room Batman had been trying to settle for 5 minutes. He had told the Justice League about his contingency plans, and they were all rather appalled. Well, except for one, it seems.

Danny Phantom, a relatively new hire, had spoken up.

Superman questioned him. “What do you mean, fair?! It shows he doesn't trust us!”

“Trust has nothing to do with it.” Phantom responded. “It's about precaution.”

Phantom paused for a moment, letting it sink in before continuing. “Tell me, how many of you have never been mind controlled?” The league seemed somewhat abashed.

He spoke once more, “It's important to have a plan in place to stop someone when they can't stop themselves.”

“I have contingencies already in place for myself, frankly I am glad to know that someone else does too.” Phantom got a haunted look in his eyes. “I’ve seen what could happen if I go dark.”

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Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.

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getting a note on a super old post

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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

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@pixiedust-designs me, you, and whatever that Australian bastard’s name is

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

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dying at this comment on a tiktok about Bruce getting back at J’onn for reading his mind and figuring out his identity.

sure you might catch Bruce unawares once, but he’s gonna turn it around like “what am I thinking of now?” “a puppy?” “WRONG, I’m thinking of how to set you on fire, good luck trying that ever again.”

Clark peeked under the mask and thought he won, then Bruce raised the stakes and stalked him right back. literally broke into his house and waited for him with a smile.

this man has no idea how to lose. he just wins twice as hard the next round.

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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

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There is a recurring and entirely unplanned bit that keeps happening with my friends, and it goes something like this:

I get a silly idea for a new religion.

My friends are like "cool religion, I'm on board."

They proceed to interrogate me about the religion.

The minute I don't "yes, and" to one of their questions they're like "cool, time for our first schism!"

At this point we've got the whole process down to like 5 or 10 minutes.

Now I'm not saying that my friends could never be convinced to join a cult, but I have faith that they'd manage to get themselves excommunicated on their first day.

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PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

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Actual sibling behavior We love to see it

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Dick: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling kinda nauseated lately.

Tim: Maybe you're pregnant.

Bruce: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, Tim because he suggested it or me because I just had a heart attack.

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I keep getting more angry the more I watch