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Piece of shit cat

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i love the dynamic of Jason Todd being legally dead and thus Jason doesn’t give much of a shit about his secret identity anymore and he thinks this gives him a bit of a leg up over his brothers in public situations during arguments, only to rapidly realise that his brothers put spite first in their lives and will try clock him regardless of where they are and WHO they are. i mean one time Dick accidentally got himself hired as a model and then accidentally got himself cast as the model who was supposed to go out during a hero-themed runway show as Nightwing, and upon walking out he saw Jason sat in the crowd making fun of him in civilian clothing and without any hesitation about the fact that he was currently in a crowded room as Dick Grayson dressed as Nightwing, proceeded to jump off the runway and tackle Jason to the ground to beat the shit out of him.

rule number one of being a batkid is to protect your identity. rule number two is ignore rule number one if your brother has it fucking coming, but Jason was in the ground when rule two came about so he’s a little behind.

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Clark’s favourite post-big-mission-destress is using his super hearing to tune in to whatever bullshit Bruce has to deal with on the batplane ride back to Gotham with whatever batkids were on hand during the fight.

Bruce: alright is everybody strapped in-?

Tim: -fucking told you to move up- BRUCE TELL DAMIAN TO SHOVE IT

Jason: oh my god did you see Green Arrow eat shit when that guy shot at him?

Dick: Jason YOU shot him

Bruce: Damian you have to let Tim- Jason that was YOU-?

Jason: hey i TOLD him to move out the way it’s not my fault the bullet ricochetted off a lamppost into his leg-

Bruce: i told you to leave the real bullets at home- TIM STOP HITTING YOUR BROTHER

Duke: WAIT I LEFT MY IPOD BACK AT THE FIGHT

Tim: how am i the one getting in trouble- HES LITERALLY GOT HIS KNIFE OUT

Damian: i told you if you got in my way during the battle you would regret it and WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Stephanie: shut up Damian you were totally about to kick it, Tim saved your ass.

Tim: THANK YOU! AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?

Jason: who the fuck takes an ipod to a fight we literally have bluetooth in the comms

Duke: who the fuck dies to the Joker he’s literally just a guy

Jason: OI-

Stephanie: *cackling*

Bruce: OK- Damian and Tim, opposite sides of the plane! Duke we can’t turn back now, i’ll just have to get you a new ipod-

Dick: BRUUUUUUUUCE JASONS BLEEEEDDDIIINNNNGGG

Jason: shut the fuck up you fucking snitch!

Bruce: WHO’S BLEEDING?!? JASON-

Stephanie: hey Duke can i paint your nails- TIM GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE

Damian: Father, Grayson has passed out

Bruce: WHAT-

Jason: HAH! I WIN THE BET HE FUCKING OWES ME 20 DOLLARS

Tim: what bet?

Jason: we both got stabbed so we didnt tell anyone to see who could stay awake the longest

Bruce: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-

Duke: do you guys even understand how many songs i had downloaded on that ipod? it was fucking engraved, man

Stephanie: Damian stop moving your fucking hands you’re gonna mess up the nail polish

Damian: I HAD TO ITCH MY NOSE

Jason: does anyone wanna see the video of Green Arrow eating shit or what?

Tim, Damian, Duke, Stephanie: YES

Bruce: WE HAVE TO GET DICK A BLOOD TRANSFUSION-

-back with the Justice League-

Clark: *sitting back with his eyes closed, a serene smile on his face*

Barry, whispering to Ollie: what’s he doing?

Ollie: i think it’s a post-battle meditation thing, calms him down

Barry: man, i should really start getting some healthier habits. i never bother meditating.

Ollie: he truly is an inspiration to all.

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Tim seven year olds, and standing in the middle of Crime Alley' s main street: SAY UNCLE

Danny, an innocent bystander, walking by: Uncle? Is that kid playing with his imaginary friends-

Tim appears at his side faster then the Flash: You said uncle. So now you're my uncle. Hello. I love you.

Danny: *Screams*

Tim: My dad does the same thing when I sneak up on him. You must be my uncle on my father's side! This is great! I'm going to tranquilize you now, but when you wake up, you'll be home.

Danny: Wha- *Thump*

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I had to draw this

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Another swap recreation!!

Original by @kitsuneisi

DDVAU by @kitsuneisi @xmaruu11

Artwork by me (@nyria_drawz)

DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION/CREDIT!

ORIGINAL:

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Can we (me) see more of the CuteLad and HotLad, pls? 👉👈

YES!

HERE U GO!

Artwork by me (@nyriadrawz) DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION/CREDIT!

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Exactly

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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Roy and Lian go away for a week and Jason gets lonely so he goes to one of CatWomans safe houses.

Selina walking in seeing a six foot beefy ass Jason playing with one of her kittens: Hey…

Jason: Sup

Selina: Is Roy out of town?

Jason petting the loudest orange kitten she has: Yeah how’d you know

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i could eat a horse!! haha. get it???

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exasperated cub dealing with desert duo stuck in a hole save me.

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one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

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watcher's pet

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I don’t know why but this felt like a fucking jump scare

GRIAN PICS FROM INSTAGRAM.

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Sick ass concept with tommy being able to summon techno from his own blood except tommy abuses the shit out of this and techno will show up to tommy with a big ole self inflicted gash on the hand like “whats happening??? Whats going on!??” “TECHNOBLADE. DO YOU have a pen i can use” “YOU DID NOT SUMMON ME FOR THAT” “SO WHAT IF I FUCKING DID-“