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“i don’t get you,” sukuna mutters, arms resting on his knees as he stares at your cat, who sits primly on the floor, tail flicking lazily. “you’re small. your head is tiny. you have no claws worth a damn, and yet you strut around like you own this place.”
your cat blinks at him slowly. the audacity.
“oh, so now you’re being mysterious? yeah, real intimidating, runt,” sukuna scoffs, leaning in. “tell me, why the hell do you scream at five in the morning for no reason?”
your cat meows. sukuna nods, as if that was an actual answer.
“nah, i don’t buy it. i know when someone’s bullshitting me.” he strokes his chin, as if deep in thought. “and what’s with the scratching? you have a whole damn tree to tear up, but no, it’s gotta be the couch, huh? or my chair. my throne in this shitty modern world.”
your cat remains utterly unfazed, licking a paw and dragging it over its ear. sukuna clicks his tongue in frustration.
“you think you’re untouchable. you think you can do whatever you want just ‘cause you’re small and cute?” he narrows his eyes. “you remind me of someone.”
you narrow your eyes right back from your hiding spot behind the doorway. excuse me?
but sukuna is too deep in his investigation to notice. he gestures toward your phone lying face-down on the table. “and what’s with you and cameras huh? every time there’s a flash, you go feral. you act like you’re being dragged to hell.”
your cat’s ears twitch. a clear tell.
“ohhhh,” sukuna smirks, leaning in like he’s caught onto something juicy. “what, you got a dark past? you some kinda criminal? don’t want your face out there ‘cause you’re on a hit list?”
the cat swipes at sukuna’s knee, and he actually pulls back with a scoff. “oi, don’t get violent with me, brat. i asked a simple question.”
you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing.
“i should make you my disciple,” sukuna suddenly muses, tilting his head as he assesses the feline before him. “you got the attitude down. the little mind games. yeah… you could be something great.”
your cat sneezes.
sukuna frowns, as if personally offended. “...you’re turning down my offer? just like that?”
he sits back with a dramatic sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. “unbelievable. you’re worse than your owner.”
excuse me again???
before you can march in and object, your cat gets up, stretches leisurely, and then—just to really assert dominance—turns around and sticks its tail right in sukuna’s face before trotting off.
he stares after it, jaw clenched, eye twitching.
“…i’m gonna eat it.”
you finally lose the battle against your laughter.
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nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist
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I wanted to share this art I found with you and your followers 🫨
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The boys from Mystic Messenger would never treat me like this.
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𝝑𝝔 cool boyfriend sukuna x loser girlfriend reader !
just small stories from cool bf sukuna and his loser gf’s relationship!! set in college/university, with characters’ non-specified ages being over 18 :) sfw and nsfw!!
you can find more content about this series under the tag “cool bf sukuna x loser gf reader”, where i answer questions and stuff!
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a little bit about the special treatment loser gf gets…
a little bit about sukuna teasing and loving his loser gf…
a little bit about loser gf imitating sukuna…
a little bit about dry humping with sukuna…
a little bit about drunk sukuna being a softie…
a little bit about sukuna getting jealous…
a little bit about sukuna seeing you in a skirt for the first time…
a little bit about sukuna and reader’s first meeting…
a little bit about sukuna and his loser gf yapping…
a little bit about you helping sukuna dye his hair black…
a little bit about sukuna showing you off…
a little bit about how sukuna deals with a difficult question his loser gf asks him…
a little bit about cool bf sukuna and his loser gf’s first date…
a little bit about loser gf ignoring sukuna…
a little bit about sukuna and his loser gf watching ‘the notebook’…
a little bit about what sukuna thinks of his relationship with his loser gf…
a little bit about loser gf meeting sukuna’s family…
a little bit about loser gf doubting her relationship with sukuna…
a little bit about cool bf sukuna and his loser gf reader playing basketball…
a little bit about reader’s first meeting with sukuna’s teammates…
a little bit about sukuna fingering his pretty loser gf for the first time…
a little bit about sukuna and his gf’s first time…
a little bit about loser gf babysitting yuuji…
a little bit about yorozu messing with loser reader…
a little bit about sukuna buying his loser gf a red lipstick…
a little bit about sukuna reassuring reader after she fails a test…
a little bit about sukuna taking care of his sick gf…
a little bit about sukuna being absent for a few days…
a little bit about sukuna and reader on the beach…
a little bit about sukuna and drunk loser gf…
a little bit about studying with cool bf sukuna…
a little bit about trying “is that seat taken?” with sukuna…
a little bit more about sukuna and reader’s relationship…
a little bit of happy birthday with sukuna…
a little bit about ‘i love you’s with sukuna…
a little bit about sukuna with reader who is struggling with saying ‘no’…
a little bit about sukuna doing the voicing gf’s makeover trend…
a little bit about reader getting injured…
a little bit about visiting the zoo with yuuji…
a little bit about reader being scared of needles…
a little bit about sukuna jerking off to reader riding her pillow…
a little bit about reader feeling lonely and sad without sukuna…
a little bit about sukuna getting angry at someone talking bad about you…
a little bit about having an argument with sukuna…
a little bit about sukuna meeting your friends…
a little bit about sukuna’s teammates…
a little bit about baking with sukuna…
a little bit about the aftermath of the argument…
a little bit about reader getting stood up by her friends…
a little bit about reader crushing on sukuna…
a little bit about reader on her first shift as a nurse…
a little bit about sukuna’s piercings…
a little bit of reader trying to be more direct...
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When I search up my favourite character x reader and see incest
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I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.
There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.
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family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:
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So I noticed there was a movie that was made about creepypasta, and it wasn't that good unfortunately😭😭
But some big fans that are actually in the fandom NEED to get together and make one, I'll literally pay an unlimited amount of money just to watch one. Actually, you know what's better than making a creepypasta movie though? A creepypasta show🫶🏻😩 a creepypasta, fan made show, with several seasons whether it be fannon or canon lore either way I'll DIE to see it.
Like I would imagine it to start out with all the characters having their own little lore stories each episode. Then for the next season it can have them all meeting each other and create relationships, drama, angst, romance, etccc!!
Well I'm just rambling I guess, a girl can only dream 😪
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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
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girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters
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Neji after beating up naruto, giving him a 20 minute lecture on the hyuga destiny of hatred, and losing the match anyway
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