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Tom cruise in Tropic Thunder is always a jump scare for me

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=Top gun tweets pt. 1=

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if u voted for trump, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible, I do not want anything to do with you. Not only did you vote against basic human rights and equality, you decided rascism, homophobia, islamophobia, transphobia & misogynistic behavior wasn't a deal breaker. i do not want your follow or support ! thank you.

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Me and one of my engineers used to sit down in the galley every night and devour a whole bag of oranges simply for the “refreshing”

I think "refreshing" is an underrated flavor spectrum. Like I love it when something is refreshing

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Now why in the fresh hell did I think it was a smart idea to check facebook today.

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Expressing a big FUCK YOU for everyone who voted Green, Independent, and Libertarian Party.

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Saw this on Twitter and I thought they're Icemav for sec

👁️👁️

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I do. I actually do this. The food is extravagant, the cocktails are matched and batches to a T. The decor is on point.

My back yard is witness to many, many adhd fueled ideas and that fire pit hasn’t gotten as much use in the last 8 years than it did this summer.

We had 4th of July, Halloween in August, multiple dinners and bonfires JUST because I wanted to try a new recipe/drink/craft.

And it feels great.

Fellow ADHD multicrafters, do you guys also get the urge to host elaborately themed parties just so you can do food and/or decor for them? Because I definitely do. Like, I don't really want people in my house but I DO want to make a halloween-themed grazing board with matching cocktails, you know? I think I'm just going to have a couple friends over and warn them that I'm going to go catastrophically overboard for no reason, just to vent the creative fury.

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another Icemav Fucked Before Top Gun And Now They're Weird About It idea

They hook up literally the night before classes start at a gay bar. Tom wakes up early the next morning because his body clock and internal alarm are always on, and leaves a quick note of This was good, I had a nice time, we could do it again? I'll be free Saturday, meet you at the bar?

Pete wakes up with an actual alarm and riding a motorbike in this state isn't exactly easy but he gets to class on time and not even a little out of breath. And the first person he locks eyes with is Tom.

Could you be free earlier than Saturday if I say I'm good at staying quiet?

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The rise of Maverick and Iceman was quiet, undocumented. Hand in hand, behind closed doors, Tom Kazansky climbed the ranks until he sat amongst those at the very top. Fingers in every pie, quietly working the system from within. On the other side, Maverick cemented himself in naval history. Kuwait, Afghanistan, combat medals, distinguished, distinguished, distinguished. 

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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Pasta 💛✨

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I built and extra 5 minutes into my morning routine to hold her gently and tell her when ill be back

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Being fascinated by flight but afraid of airplanes is the wackest part of my life.

Looking out the window watching my plane take off while shoving Xanax down my throat so I don’t puke from anxiety.

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Haven't been posting for a while because a lot of sad, family-related stuff happened in my life recently. But the world rolls on and so do I - and embroidery is my sanity anchor.

Therefore, please enjoy the progress of the last two weeks or something:

I'm getting anxious to start pulling the canvas from underneath the embroidery already, but I want the whole thing complete before I do.

And here's side-by-side comparison of the previous photo vs current:

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