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you: omg live action winx club reboot

me, an intellectual: did somebody say Monster High reboot in the style of an early 2000s Cartoon Network series?

(aka, a compilation of my Ghoul Squad series from 2018)

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Imagine if there was a riverdale style reboot of monster high that was literally so terrible it even put riverdale to shame

It takes place in the small town of Salem where Frankie Stein as a cruel expirement by a doctor whos a complete and total psychopath (oh you bet your ass the only characters who don’t have ��cute” mental illnesses are villains).

She is sent to monster high and meets her new friends Clawdeen (who is white washed because this reboot sucks) and the rest of the ghoul squad and then she meets the sweetest guy in school, Jackson Jekyll (played by Noah centineo).

They form a relationship but drama starts to unfold when Jackson is elusive and hints that he has a dark side who’s into weird torture stuff called holt Hyde (holt in this basically acts like Edward from twilight but sadistic).

Then headmistress bloodgood halfway through the season gets arrested for tax evasion and is replaced with some racist douche bag principle and the students all have like a riot in the school hallways and beat the shit out of him.

Meanwhile the now hot mr. Rotter has become Lagoonas new teacher crush and she goes all creepy stalker (but what will happen when her beloved boyfriend Gil finds out?!).

Draculaura starts out as all bubbly and pink but then Clawd cheats on her with Toralei and she goes full angry emo and becomes gay for a hot second because shows like this looooove queer baiting.

Ghoulia is just a conventionally hot girl but with glasses on and she’s not mute or anything she basically has nothing in common with ghoulia other than being smart.

Cleo and deuce are having a teen pregnancy sub plot this whole time and they turned deuce into just the biggest asshole ever.

Also they turned neighthan into a stereotypical gay back ground character.

Honestly id probably watch this just to see how terrible it would get and how much more they could bastardize my childhood.

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abbey's first concert!!

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Heath: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

Deuce: What??

Jackson: Ignore him.

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having fun with monster high designs

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Ramses deNile, trying to find something to criticize about Deuce’s appearance: What about socks? ... Oh my Ra, you’re actually wearing black dress socks.

Deuce, whispering to Cleo: They’re actually dinosaur socks, I just folded them over.

Cleo, whispering to Deuce: That’s what I thought.

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Ghouls rule in a nutshell

I worked a distressingly long time on this.

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I’m still working things out…but no eyebrows makes me like her forehead stitch a lot more

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What gender are you?

Are you

-Walking down a darkened hallway

-Everybody turns to look at you

-It's not because you're different

-It's just because you're so scary cool

-A sinister style, mystery with a smile

-You're drop dead gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous

-This school gives me the creeps, but when I'm with my peeps

-You can't ignore us

-This is where the ghoul kids rule

-Monster, Monster High

-Monster High

-Monster, Monster High

-Come on, don't be shy

-Monster High

Or

-The party never dies

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Drac.

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I redesigned some Monster High characters! You can see and read my thought processes in my instagram!

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Jackson fuking loses it.

Dialouge from the snap cube sonic adventure two fandub.

I might make more of these with more scenes from that fan dub cause I love it so much, fyi tho, Jackson will always be eggman.

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🌱hi its thinking abt Venus hours 🌱

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w/o veil under cut

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HOLT DIDN'T GO TO BOO YORK BC THE CREATORS KNEW THAT IF HE AND ELLE EEDEE MET THEY'D ACCIDENTALLY BURN DOWN LIKE FOUR BUILDINGS AND BE DJ BUDDIES AT A RAVE

“ACCIDENTALLY”

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i consume all the "biased mother" headcanons and then i create shit like this