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[image description: the we are all africans meme edited to say we are all hollis bollis with a drawing hollis made of their face over top the dude from the originals]

[image description: a list on online members on a dark theme discord server in descending order - Hollis with a Bollis, Hollis with a K, Hollis with an E, hollis with an r]

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robyn: im still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with mystery skulls i havent heard about this like at all

max: It's a mystery

r: fuck u

m: I am who I want to be

hollis: max is living his best life as a shit head

m: It truly is my calling Maxwell Xavier Masterson Storyteller, father, activist, artist, profound shithead

h: I like how u say father despite having no children You just identify as a Dad

m: Accurate honestly]

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[image description: robyn: id love to have scurvy!]

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[image description: a list on online members on a dark theme discord server in descending order - Hollis with a Bollis, Hollis with a K, Hollis with an E, hollis with an r]

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image description: screenshots of a discord conversation

[ ROBYN: fantastic beasts and where to fuck them

HOLLIS: no!!

GABBY: Hint: My bedroom 

R: yes!!

H: Ur both sinners and cowards

G: No

H: If you really wanted to fuck a monster you'd do it behind a gas station like god intended

G: Hahahah Ok Actually I’m not gross and I want more for my monster They need to feel loved and comfortable in a soft bed

R: but what if the monster was also my boyfriend? with my libido wed run out of gas stations real quick

H: where's the sense of danger gabbitha the intrigue the dark mystery that only a dingy midnight 7/11 can provide I need sleep

R: theres no 7/11s in canada hollis

H: WHAT ]

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[Max:  Hey, if you make a vore joke ironically, are you speaking in gest

Hollis:  Even ironically, it’s just something most people can’t stomach]

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[Max:  HEY DO YOU THINK BIG MK’S FRAT HOUSE WAS CALLED MORDENKAINEN’S HOME OF BROS

Hollis:  I DO NOW.  hey kate is there a Mordenkainen’s Home of Bros in Kaminos

Katie:  Maybe somewhere... maybe somewhere...

Max:  And the place where he wrote his masterwork?  Dome of prose

Katie:  Max

Max:  Extremely strong stout ale MORDENKAINEN’S FOAM OF WOES

Hollis:  the tailor he hires to mend his robes MORDENKAINEN’S GNOME OF CLOTHES

Max:  His...  Questionable soil choices...  LOAM!  OF!  TOES!

Hollis:  (An image of hollis expressing discomfort)

Katie:  Max no]

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[Max:  Y’all should know by now that max is devoid of shame and has been for years]

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[Max:  Lurking hard or hardly lurking]

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[Max:  when youre dyslexic and have personal space issues:  happy ew near]

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[Max:  the real forbidden snack is your unborn twin 3 months before youre born]

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[Katie:  Time for your regularly scheduled lewd comment from yours truly.  Mhm:  Penis.  You may return to your regularly scheduled programming]

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[Max:  (his username is a disgustingly huge string of 32 duplicates of the single widest unicode character, taking up 3 lines of text)  A venus thigh trap]

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[Hollis:  “and now something unlucky happens!” - Max, every time]

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[Robyn:  in case u didn’t know hollis, everyone here is a homestuck but you

Hollis:  (an image of jordan peele just fucking drenched in far too much sweat for a human to produce)]

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[Robyn:  me describing the weird way i eat pizza to hollis, whose response is (image of a man holding his phone up to his ear standing in front of a police station)

Katie:  how do you eat pizza

Robyn:  first, take toppings off crust.  second, eat crust.  second-point-five, optional, dip crust in donair sauce.  third, pick apart toppings, eat separately, SAVE BACON FOR LAST very important.  third-point-five, optional, dip toppings in donair sauce

Katie:  (that same image of the man)

Des:  still shook

Hollis:  I literally held the phone up to my ear in the pizza place tho and pretended to call the police

Des:  Omg]

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[Robyn:  (their username is pissbaby and their icon is a close-up on the “it’s free real estate” guy) its free piss, baby

Robyn, later:  (with the same icon and username, posting a screenshot of themself posting the phrase “its free piss, baby”)]