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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

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some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

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i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.

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◍ helium theme.

Links: previews [ jinx / vi ] | install | features

Helium features border and line elements to tie the entire theme together. Despite a minimal design, there are many style options to personalise it to your liking.

Features: 400/500/700px post sizes, sticky source/like/reblog buttons per post, searchbar, up to 3 icon links + unlimited page links, circle/square sidebar image, optional decorative elements, different permalink date & note styles

Credits: cappuccicons, feather icons, dencar icons, NPF images fix v3.0,  NPF audio player, photosets.css, customaudio.js, Style-my-Tooltips, Truncate note counts

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

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rate the resolutions

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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Rendering step-by-step (2022)

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I see my man in apron and I go uga buga

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[Premium] Theme 19: Frappe by enbythemes static + live preview | code ($3)

A ko-fi styled theme.

features and options:

single color accent

two sidebars that include and about, goal, gallery, statistics, commissions, members, and affiliates section. everything except the about is optional.

optional slide out navigation menu. if toggled off, the links will appear in the sidebar below the about section.

optional updates box and show tags on click

post sizes: 400px / 450px / 500px / 540px

responsive

npf support

light/dark mode

notes:

the majority of information will have to be edited manually in the code due to not wanting to clog up the customization panel too much. I have left comments throughout the code that will hopefully make it easy to change what needs to be.

ask and submit link in the header will only appear if you have those options on in your settings

terms:

please reblog if using

do not touch the credit

terms page

full credit in the code / credits page

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this is how your email finds me:

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thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'