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Fuck it I think I'm going to make a blog for Stan lol

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A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

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I can see through you… You are a liar… You say you are happy but… deep down you are sad… So why? Why you keep trying to fix things? Your dream isn’t in the future… your dream is rooted only in the past. Your pain was born from your family bonds. Perhaps then… those are the bonds… of a failed past, don't you think? What molded the current you is none other than your loss of love in the past… but your love had not transformed in hate. How this is possible? When someone learns to love… they must bear the risk of hatred. Once you have been hurt… you learn what it is to hate. You only need a reason to hate a person. You who had been walking through and surviving in a world of solitude… Why not dispose of the past… and build a future from the scratch? Why hold on to those old feelings? Why hold on to this hope that things can be like the old times again someday? You are suffering because of this.

Unprompted asks // always accepting

"Yeesh, you go to philosophy school or somethin'?"

No that they were wrong, per say. In fact, all of this hits just a little too close to home. Makes him uncomfortable, so he crosses his arms and shifts his body weight from one foot to the other.

"How about this, you find me some way to go back an' fix the past an' I'll stop 'holdin' onto my feelings' or whatever you said. Until then, I'm gonna go spend a few weeks on a boat with my brother. We have like, thirty years of bad puns to catch up on."

Does the ultimatum prove their point? Yeah, maybe. But he has better things to do than get deju vu about talking to guidance counselors in high school. He isn't exactly getting any younger over here.

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Oh my love! Where are you that don't respond me? Say you love me...

Unprompted asks // always accepting

Ma said not to pick up the phone when she wasn't around, but Stanley had been prank calling this guy for two days already. He looks behind him and the house is quiet.

Trying not to laugh, he does his best impression of a girl, "It's too late, I'm leavin' you for a sea monster!"

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❛  I can’t believe you are not in jail for that. ❜

° ✧ I CAN’T BELIEVE… SENTENCE STARTERS.

-From Jill

I can't believe... // accepting

"Isn't it great? The law enforcement in this town is a joke! You wouldn't believe the type of stuff I get away with under their noses."

He takes pride in the shady things he does, clearly. "It's only when other people start stickin' their noses where they don't belong that it's a problem, but ol' Stanford Pines can talk his way out of anythin'."

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"I got a real life mermaid in my bath-tub!"

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"Me too! But my brother says he's real good at hidin'."

Stan empties the fruit snacks into his hand and eats them one at a time, tossing the wrapper behind him without a second thought as he wanders towards the woods with the stranger. "Maybe we oughta set a trap."

He climbs on top of a fallen log. "Fairy portals? All I've seen are mushroom circles, an' my aunt told me to stay away from em!"

Huh? Now he's even more confused. Did arm wrestling mean something else around here?

"You want to go with me? I dunno, I only got enough fruit snacks to make it through the afternoon." Speaking of which, he opens a packet and tosses one of the unnaturally colored pieces in his mouth. "I'm supposed'ta make 'em last."

[mystcryshcck]

𝓐𝓵𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮 — send ⚔️ for a starter where our muses are in an alternate universe of your choice. If not specified, I get to choose.

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"It's almost June already?" Yeesh, time flies.

"Time to bust out the old rainbow Hawaiian shirt. Now, where'd I put that thing?"

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What the hell was I on about in 2017

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 I can’t believe you lied to the police. ❜

I can't believe... // starters

"Look, I've done my time. The county jail is a cold, lawless place, an' I'm not goin' back there in this lifetime if I can help it." He watches the police car through the blinds as they back out of the driveway and disappear down the street.

"Besides, one little white lie never hurt anybody. Trust me, I lie all the time. Nice shirt, by the way."

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"I don't you know what the word 'wonders' means, pal."

"You want my honest opinion?"

"That looks terrible. Doesn't go with your outfit at all, an' I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you in public."

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"Try it an' you're dead, punk."