i'm a queer autistic adult and life is simultaneously better and worse than i thought it would be (he/him pronouns) Commissions are open!
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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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someone: don’t u think it’s disturbing how in the past few years the level of femininity women are expected to perform and the industries they’re expected to contribute to in order to be taken seriously, especially on platforms like social media, has skyrocketed to the point that perfect makeup, contouring, acrylic nails, and eyelash extensions have become almost a social expectation and when women express no interest in adhering to those standards they’re met with vitriol and scorn straight woman who thinks Legally Blonde is the apex of feminist media: okay but it’s my choice? if i want to be feminine i should have the right to choose to do that because feminism is about choice
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
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adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards
a good day makes good sleep
starting with a lil treat gets the work done
More things to do is less overwhelming
don’t make a plan just get in there
you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)
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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.
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British food isn’t actually too bad they just have a reputation of boiling their vegetables
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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
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VIKTOR & ROLF Couture Spring/Summer 2023 (part 2) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
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baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person
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Saw a post on Twitter that was like "I think it's entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much you’ve let fade into background noise" and honestly? Yeah lol.
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I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine
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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.
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