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i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
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Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh whatās with that
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Anyway, no offense, but Seth Meyers and Stefon from Weekend Update was the single most iconic television romance of our time.
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A get-rich slow scheme
$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.
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its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up
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how do people who donāt use adblock get anything done
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People with blurred icons are the hot new oppressed group. Whatās on the menu for slurs? Iāve seen āblurriesā used and I like it
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School isnāt actually meant to teach you real life skills, itās actually meant to get you used to waking up early and going to a boring and miserable job every day.
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girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger
girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if youāre a bastard
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Remember in the 90ā²s where we went through a phase where all electronics had transparent casing?
Shit was WILD! I want this today! Fuck ārose goldā or whatever, give me a transparent smartphone so I can directly stare daggers at my dying battery with every software update!
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william shakespeare? you mean the guy from something rotten? you know heās not real right?
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Feminist Brain: This show is full of powerful female role models and contains almost a majority of positive queer romances. Itās a win for women and the LGBT community.
Lesbian Brain: powerful pretty women please punch me in the throat
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