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Rosalie: Use the amnesia ray.

Jasper: You mean the revolver?

Rosalie: Yes.

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Look how happy Carlisle and Esme are to be having good clean family fun. The kids have even managed not to kill Edward’s little human friend (and three out of five were really in favor of that not long ago.)

Shame to think it’s all about to be ruined...

I’m sorry but I can’t talk about anything other than how adorable Esme looks in the baseball scene and it’s all I’m going to be talking about for the rest of the week

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Am I the only one who thinks Emmett has or is at least tempted to don spandex and be a superhero?

I honestly can’t imagine a scenario where this hasn’t happened. 

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saw a deer while on my way home and my first thought was “oh like in twilight”

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I think he counts them on both lists.

I guess you could attribute the deaths of those killed by Edward, Esme, Emmett and Rose to Carlisle since he created them. (And let's not even go into the impact of darling little Nessie.) Rosalie has killed but she's never created vampires who went on to kill others. In a way, you can hold Carlisle responsible for a lot more deaths than Rosalie.

Right? I think that does weigh on him, and he probably takes responsibility when someone has a slip up. Eventually Esme is like “Do you think your creator gets credit for all the lives you’ve saved as a doctor?” 

 “No, of course not.”“Then why do you think you’re responsible for my slip ups?“That’s different.”“How? You wouldn’t have helped those people if you weren’t a vampire, and you wouldn’t be a vampire if not for him, so he should get credit.” “No, it’s different because … no.” I sort of imagine Carlisle keeps a mental tally of the people who have died because of him/his creations (even indirectly like with the Renesmee scenario which I STILL feel like he would have done more to mitigate but whatever) along with a mental list of the lives he saved. He’s still not sure which list Edward, Esme, Rosalie, and Emmett belong on. 

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What’s interesting here is that Rosalie knows she could just think it and Edward would hear. She says it out loud for Bella.

Why did she do that?

As much as she might not like Bella individually or the danger Edward is putting the family in by dating her, she still values human life and Bella’s life is currently at risk from the approaching vampires. Why say something just to scare her, to make her human heart beat faster and more noticeably?

endless gifs of rosalie and emmett: (35/?)

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The new Twilight book begins with the wedding of Jacob and Nessie.

They can’t bring themselves to have sex, though. Because they’re not actually attracted to each other at all. The marriage just sort happened because everyone expected it. Their wedding night is spent addressing this.

Jacob sends Leah and Seth on a mission to find Taha Aki so they might get answers on imprinting and their magic as a whole. This is half the narrative of the book and is, of course, especially poignant to Leah as the only female werewolf and having lost her love to imprinting.

In the meantime, Nessie and Jake hastily set off on their “honeymoon.” They asked Bella for her shield as a wedding gift so they might have some privacy in the early days of their marriage. Even so, they feel uneasy around the Cullens. They worry everyone will find out their intimacy problems. Especially Emmett.

Nessie hasn’t seen Nahuel or met another hybrid since Breaking Dawn. Now fully mature, she still doesn’t know what it means to be what she is. So she and Jake set out in search of Nahuel so that they can engage in the forced love triangle Meyer won’t be able to live without.

They encounter a hybrid and her daughters, a coven of vampire-hunters.

[Could be one of Nahuel’s sisters if we retcon some shit.]

Over the years, she’s bred with both humans and vampires. Being half-vampire, she has the strength to withstand the pregnancy and birth. Female hybrids make natural vampire-hunters and she raises them as such. The venomous male offspring, however, are killed immediately.

She suggests this is the reason for their imprint - their combined genetics should create the ultimate vampire-killer.

Nessie and Jake join them on badass vampire-hunting adventures. Nessie is still conflicted, however, knowing she comes from a loving vampire family.

[Tomfoolery with the Volturi, of course.]

The End.

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OK but if you think about it... if James hadn’t tried to eat Bella and the baseball game actually happened... that coven would be one of the “friends” they call on in Breaking Dawn.

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Twilight only Bella’s not in it and the Cullens enjoy a nice game of baseball with some new friends

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Eclipse only it’s Leah who carries Bella up the mountain

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I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm still annoyed. If the boy was gonna be Edward Jacob then why wasn't the girl Edwina Jacobine?

No I’m with you, I’m never going to get over it either. It’s been 10 years since the book and I’m still like “RENESMEE?!?!” every time I see her name. It’s hasn’t started to sound natural to me. It’s always jarring and distracting. I’ve said before it sounds like a medicine you’d hear advertised on TV (”ask your vampire doctor if Renesmee is right for you”) not a person’s name. I’m sorry I keep harping on this but it’s just such a HUGE pet peeve of mine. It feels like SM invented this name to annoy me personally. And that’s exactly what’s so weird. So the boy gets two very normal names not smushed together, in a very traditional naming pattern (the third Edward in a row), but the girl… gets some made-up fantasy smush name? If Bella’s thought process for a boy was so traditional why did she get so creative and whimsical for the girl? “Edward Jacob” is so in character for Bella it’s almost a parody; “Renesmee” not so much. If Edwina just doesn’t do the job than maybe pick another Ed-name? Edith (Edythe…), Edna, Edie… or Antonia or Antonina or Antoinette for his middle name, or name her Masen, surnames for girls aren’t that weird now, ask Mackenzie Foy! Or Elizabeth, again (boy named after Edward and his father; girl named after Edward’s mother. The logic is sound!! In fact Elizabeth and Isabella come from the same root so naming the baby Elizabeth is basically naming it after the grandmother and mother). Or Esmeralda after Edward’s emerald eyes and sort of after Esme? It’s suitably whimsical and over-the-top but people will know how to spell and pronounce it. Or Meadow for the meadow that’s so meaningful to both Edward and Bella. Or Melody, for Edward’s love of music. Amber, for Edward’s amber-gold-butterscotch eyes. Olympia for the Olympic peninsula where it all unfolds. You can be sentimental and quirky without literally making up a name. Jacobina, Jacoba, Jacobine for a middle name, but if that doesn’t work, she can honor someone else with the middle name. Renee. Rosalie. Alice. Angela. One of her favorite book characters or authors. Charlotte or Charlene for Charlie. 

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In the movie, when Bella reveals the name Resume she immediately goes into labor and I think that was little Nessie’s way of saying, Bitch, call me that and I’ll fucking murder you.

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Elizabeth Rosemary is officially it for me. I no longer acknowledge Resume.

"Rosalice" would've been just as terrible and if she MUST merge names, at least she'd be naming her demon baby after two characters far more involved with her/the child

“Edward Jacob” is the most Bella Swan thing to name a kid ever. That’s exactly the kind of name I would have guessed for her. That seems so, so in character for her.  If someone had asked me, before BD came out, what I thought Bella would name a son, I would have said “Edward Jacob” without a moment’s hesitation. That one feels really in character for her. Like even if things in the story didn’t work out and she ended up marrying someone else and having a kid 10 years later, I could still see her naming it Edward Jacob after these two people who meant a lot to her in the past. I understand why fans don’t like that name (and why Edward and Jacob themselves might not be thrilled lol), but it feels very Bella to me. ‘Renesmee,’ or any smush name, does not. Bella’s just not imaginative in that way? That’s a flighty Renee thing to do, or a quirky Alice thing to do, not a Bella thing to do. It’s like SM the author thought the character was too special to have a normal name, but I don’t think Bella the character would have thought that? I mean, she was going to call a boy EJ! That’s not a one-of-a-kind name. She was going to have him be the third Edward in a row (Edward Masen —> Edward Anthony Masen Cullen –> Edward Jacob Cullen). By this logic, “Elizabeth” makes so much more sense! Or something like “Antonia” or “Antoinette” for Edward’s middle name. But yeah, if she’s gonna smush names together, at least have it be characters that are more central to the story. I LOVE Esme, and I like Renee more than most of the fandom, but they aren’t really important to the story and Bella’s relationships to them aren’t a focus, so it felt a little random that she would honor them in that way. She distances herself from Renee once she moves to Forks, and her relationship with Esme is never fleshed out. “Rosalice” is not a good name, but it honors characters more central to the story. Could have been Rosemary, for Rosalie + Mary Alice, or something more fanciful like Marirosa? And ‘Carlie’ was fine! ‘Carlie’ was cute! And Charlie and Carlisle are more relevant to the story than Renee or Esme. 

Emma for Emmett. Emma Rose. A lot of the Cullens have E Names anyway, she’d fit right in. I’m not personally much of a fan of last-names-as-first-names, but naming a girl “Masen” and calling her “Macie” or “Maisy” or something might have worked??

Haley for “Hale” in honor of Rose’s help during the pregnancy. 

I could do this all day. 

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so, hear me out. edward and emmett share some classes with this girl who doesn’t have the best grasp of the material she’s studying but has acute anxiety about speaking up in class so she can’t ask the teacher to elaborate on anything, fearing that she would be judged by the teacher and her classmates alike for not understanding the material and possibly slowing down the progression of the class.

one time jasper mentions something about how her anxiety radiates off her in waves and emmett just instantly picks up on that shit and asks edward to tell him what it’s like in her head.

from that day onwards emmett pressures edward into an agreement where every time she wants to ask the teacher something but is too afraid to do so edward will whisper the question to emmett who will loudly and shamelessly ask the teacher to explain the problem until edward gives him a nod signalling that their classmate now understands it. occasionally he’ll throw in his own questions that get increasingly outlandish just so she won’t start questioning how she and emmett always seem to get stuck on the same problems.

all of the teachers are convinced emmett must be cheating on his tests since his grades are always stellar but he comes across so clueless in class but no one has ever managed to catch him. edward has told him this but emmett gives absolutely zero fucks, instead he finds it highly amusing. besides, even if it did bother him it would still be worth it.

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female character: *can do the thing*

y’all: Mary Sue! Mary Sue!

female character: *can’t do the thing*

y’all: thanks for setting feminism back 100 years, you dumb whore

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Hey, Tumblr.

You are absolute trash.

“Female-presenting nipples”? Because male nipples look so different? No, it’s because you buy into the notion that women's bodies are inherently sexual.

Have fun harassing women for breastfeeding in public after you’re done burning your own website to the ground. At least the Neo-Nazis will have one less platform once you’re gone.

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Bottom left for sure.

edward cullen moodboard tag yourself im bottom right