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[myohmayaa]

nicoladerocha‌:

I can’t believe this could finally be the year we see Amy Adams win an Oscar and it’s for playing Lynne Cheney.  Whatever, if that happens can we all collectively agree that she’s winning it for her performance in Enchanted?  Thanks! 

Sold. Enchanted was a masterpiece, and I say this as someone who isn’t super into Disney whimsy.

[myohmayaa]

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Afternoon movie + nap date with my boo. Baby, it’s cold outside. #oldladysaturday #besthusband

[myohmayaa]

TEXT || Blaya

Maya: I have three words for you

Maya: Artisanal

Maya: Focaccia

Maya: Masterclass

[myohmayaa]

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Meme Monday: STIR THE HALLOWEEN POT edition!

Note: all these have been inspired by movies on this list. Bonus points for figuring out which question goes with which movie!

If science made it possible, which girl from ACup would you choose to have a baby with? Would you rather get her pregnant, or the other way around?

If you had to take a shower with anyone from ACup, who would you choose? Would it be sexy or just a way to save water?

You have to spend the winter in a hotel with only three other ACup girls for company. Who do you take with you and why?

If you suspected ______ had been replaced by a perfect copy made by an alien life form, what would you do to make sure it really is her?

If ACup was an actual family, who would you have the most sibling rivalry with? Why?

If ______ was hypnotized and you knew she would tell the absolute truth, what three questions would you ask her?

You walk into ACup one day to find ______ is acting strange. You suspect she’s been possessed by ______’s spirit. How do you prove it, and how do you fix it?

You wake up tomorrow to find out you’re magically pregnant, and you can only choose your co-parent among the ACup girls. Who do you choose, or would you rather be a single mom?

It’s the zombie apocalypse! You can assemble a 5-person team with other ACup girls, who do you pick, and what’s their job?

If you could build the perfect partner out of parts (physical or mental) of ACup girls, which parts would you pick from which girls?

Be honest: is there a couple at ACup you disapprove of? Why?

If you could have a 24/7 live feed of one of the ACup girl’s lives, which one would you pick, if any? Why?

What would you do if you could be invisible for a day?

Congratulations, you’ve inherited a million dollars! However, you won’t get it unless you and ______ can remain in a room in complete silence for an entire weekend. Do you think you’d make it?

If you were physically invulnerable for a day, what would you do?

If you wanted to put together a competition you absolutely knew ______ would never win, what would it be about, and why would she never make it to the top?

Your worst nightmare regarding ______ comes to life. What is it, and how do you fix it?

If evil itself wanted to transform into your greatest fear and come visit you, what or who would you see?

Think of a time when an ACup girl did something to you that you didn’t like. How would you take revenge if you had to?

You wake up one day to find out your personality has been split between your own, ______’s and ______’s. How do you think it’d affect your life?

If all the ACup girls were in a slasher movie, which one(s) would fit each trope: asshole victim, death by sex, final girl, kill the cutie, too dumb to live, and the surprise killer?

If you absolutely knew you’d die in seven days, what would you do during that time?

If you were haunted by a sexually transmitted ghost, which ACup girl would’ve given it to you, and which would you want to pass it on to next?

If the thing that scared you the most as a kid came true, what would happen? Does it still scare you?

[myohmayaa]

It’s October 29th and I have absolutely no clue as to what I’m gonna be for Halloween. If all else fails, I’ll just go out in my pjs and say it’s a costume. Does everyone else have their costume planned already? I’m not the only one with no spookspiration this year, right?

[myohmayaa]

thcbeasknees‌:

Guess who starts filming her second appearance in the Law and Order franchise this week? If you haven’t already guessed the answer is this girl!! Can’t believe I’m getting paid to swoon over Mariska Hargitay. I believe this is what the kids call living the dream. 

Does this make me famous by proxy? Can I show up and embarrass you by fangirling over everyone even though I’ve never watched a single episode?

[myohmayaa]

TEXTS || MEVIE

EVIE: YOU put the sunshine in my birthday, Miss Maya!!

EVIE: Oh please! We've had plenty of platonic love fests and I happen to know that no girlfriend policy is mutual but yes, of course, you can come to visit tomorrow.

EVIE: No gift required.

EVIE: But I will need a small love fest.

MAYA: I will love you down AND give you a present. Because I excel at friendshipping.

MAYA: Not so much at matchmaking, but I do my best.

MAYA: I promise your present is not a blind date.

[myohmayaa]

Texts  || Alex/Maya

ALEX: for three months? with who?

ALEX: that's like, eons in alex time, so yeah, kinda a big deal.

ALEX: lara is smart. i'm still keeping an eye on her, though. i'd really rather no one screwed with her any more. and i know evie feels the same.

MAYA: with hunter. i think we were already fooling around before you left. it took us a while to make it official.

MAYA: i don't know. three months isn't a long time in the grand scheme of things.

MAYA: it's good she has you both, then.

[myohmayaa]

Text || Baya

Bea: I do find your silently judging face sexy...

Bea: I was more thinking like flannel.

Bea: Or dark lip.

Bea: Maybe some spooky knickers. (;

Maya: Can you believe I don't own a single flannel shirt?

Maya: I'm a bad queer.

Maya: Ok best I can do without having to move is vaguely judgmental look and dark red lip

Maya: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnfXOMLW0AA_E1B.jpg

Maya: If you wanna see my panties you're gonna have to come over, you lazy Brit ;)

[myohmayaa]

[ from bea ] send fall themed nudes

HERE!

[myohmayaa]

Text || Baya

Bea: send fall themed nudes

Maya: ok i'm not saying no but i'm gonna need some direction

Maya: do you want me to pose with a psl or something?

Maya: bc you know my feelings on messing with coffee

[myohmayaa]

Texts  || Alex/Maya

Alex: well, i'm glad some of us have some sense, then

Alex: you had a girlfriend?

Alex: when the fuck did this happen?

Alex: i guess

Alex: i just hope things start working out in her favour

Maya: couple months ago, for three months

Maya: so not really a big deal

Maya: yeah, she'll be fine

Maya: she seems smart

[myohmayaa]

TEXT 📲 KANESON

MAYA: I DROPPED MY CANDY APPLE

FIONA: This is an SOS text if I've ever gotten one! We gotta fix this. Wanna make some? I'm sure you can get real artsy with it.

MAYA: CAN WE MAKE THIS A SPECIAL ART LESSON WITH YOUR CHILDRENS

MAYA: this year's munchkins don't know i'm their favorite guest teacher yet and that's unacceptable

[myohmayaa]

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Meme Monday: Fall Edition

🍂 The Texts

[ TEXT ] hlep i thuoght cider was non aclohloloic

[ TEXT ] I DROPPED MY CANDY APPLE

[ TEXT ] send fall themed nudes 

[ TEXT ] we’re sluts. and sluts don’t go apple picking

[ TEXT ] i feel like dicks look like decorative autumn squashes

[ TEXT ] So “Abstinence August” was a bust. Maybe I’ll try for “Sex-free September” or “Only if we’re facebook official October”

[ TEXT ] It’s like even though I’m not in college anymore my body still knows it’s the fall and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.

[ TEXT ] I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning.

[ TEXT ] let’s go get lost in a corn maze and make out

[ TEXT ] if you were an apple i’d pick you

[ TEXT ] i think you left your sweater here the other day

[ WRONG # TEXT ] i bet ______’s lips taste like candy apples

[ WRONG # TEXT ] ______ is more annoying than the pumpkin spice trend

[ WRONG # TEXT ] don’t judge me but i want to drag ______ into a corn maze and do unspeakable things

[ WRONG # TEXT ] help i keep wearing ______’s sweater because it smells like her

🌰 The Starters

“I miss when it was actually warm outside.”

“I’m in pumpkin spice hell.”

“How many caramel apples do we need? Two? Twenty? Four hundred? I’m buying four hundred.”

“There’s nothing quite as satisfying as stepping on a super crunchy leaf.”

“You ever realize that the fall smell everyone loves so much is just the scent of dying plants?”

“The Fall is the best time for blankets and [hot beverage of choice].”

“Take a walk with me. It’s so crisp and nice outside.”

“Ah, the Fall. The harvest season. Perfect for harvesting souls.”

“Let’s go get lost in a corn maze. It’ll be fun!”

“I want a pumpkin spice latte and I don’t care what anyone thinks.”

“Does this sweater look good on me?”

“I made you a scarf.” / “You made me a scarf?”

“This flannel is itchy.”

“I don’t understand the Fall hype.”

“If I see one more maple-flavored thing, I’m going to fight someone.”

☕ The Scenarios

It can be anything from a journal page, to a letter, a memory from their childhood, a dream…

A football game

Decorating for Fall

A pumpkin patch

Apple picking

S’mores and a bonfire

Baking a pie

Sweater weather

A harvest festival

A camping trip

Knitting a scarf

A corn maze

A foggy fall morning

A rainy day

A hayride

A cozy afternoon

🍁 The IC/OOC Questions 

Answer IC and give an OOC explanation - maybe your character’s lying, or she’s keeping something to herself - out her OOC!

You and ______ get lost in a corn maze. What happens next?

You’re spending a cozy afternoon cuddled up on the couch with blankets and warm cocoa while it rains outside. Who do you pick as your cuddle partner?

What’s your favorite Fall-themed movie? If you had to live the story in it, who would you like to play, and who else from ACup would you cast as the rest of the characters?

Fuck in a corn maze, Marry in a sweater, Kill with a pumpkin: _____, _____, _____

What’s your favorite Fall memory involving an ACup girl?

If there was a Fall tradition similar to the mistletoe at Christmas, which ACup girl would you want to catch under the cinnamon bunch?

Who in ACup looks great in a sweater? Whose sweater would look even better on your bedroom floor?

What’s the most romantic scenario you can imagine in the Fall? Which ACup girl would you like to share it with?

You and ______ are caught in the rain. Is it funny, romantic, annoying, or something else entirely? Describe the scene.

If you had to pick an ACup girl to represent the Fall, who would you pick? What about her reminds you of the season?

Which ACup girl would you take apple picking? Would you pick any apples, or would you get distracted doing something a little less wholesome?

If you raked up a huge pile of leaves, which ACup girl would you allow to jump in them even if it meant you had to start all over? 

______ shows up at your doorstep with a warm homemade pie. Do you eat it, smash it on her face, or forget about the pie and eat her instead?

If ______ was a pie, what flavor would she be? Why?

If ACup was a school, who would you want to play the teacher you get an inappropriate crush on?

[myohmayaa]

Texts  || Alex/Maya

Alex: everyone else has been in on it, why not you?

Alex: you seriously haven't got a girlfriend or whatever?

Alex: yeah. doesn't make me feel any less shit for not helping though

Maya: because i'm a grown woman with no time for that crap

Maya: nope, no girlfriend. had one, but not anymore

Maya: shouldn't be too hard on yourself. i'm sure she understands.

[myohmayaa]

Texts  || Alex/Maya

Alex: you sure about that?

Alex: lara. i guess i should feel, like, more angry about it

Alex: but it's a little hard when i've been awol or whatever

Alex: i think eves has it covered though

Maya: pretty sure

Maya: why, is there a reason you think i've been involved in drama?

Maya: evie's a good friend, i'm sure lara's in good hands

[myohmayaa]

Texts || Bea/Maya

BEA: A little. Maybe.

BEA: Hush!

BEA: Just because I don't /need/ something doesn't mean I don't crave it.

BEA: Oooh, sneaky date. Smart. Did they teach you that at art school too?

BEA: They'll be on a date, but they won't know it so they'll be more inclined to let their guards down.

BEA: I love it.

BEA: Fine, we'll do mine. And you can bring dinner. If I'm going to be cleaning the flat AND creating a sneaky romantic atmosphere I deserve to get a free meal out of it.

MAYA: OH BOY SHE'S NOT IMMUNE TO WEAK KNEES

MAYA: Oh, they teach us many things at art school

MAYA: You have no idea

MAYA: Yes! And then we can do our meddling undetected.

MAYA: Darling, if you want me to cook for you you only have to ask

MAYA: Does my Caribbean cuisine do things to your knees, too ;)