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[myoffsprings]

I'll give u pizza rolls if u drink the smoothie

if you’re lying, i can and will create a revenge plan against you that is ten pages long

[myoffsprings]

You need to be healthy and trust your many parents that you have to drink that smoothie

can i also have pizza rolls?

[myoffsprings]

If you drink the smoothie, I'll make you a very good one and play Minecraft with you

why do i need to drink smoothies to get people to play Minecraft with me? T-T

[myoffsprings]

What about Fugo, or Narancia, or Mista? Or Trish?

they’d give me flavored milk as a joke. i, giorno, keep telling them that chocolate milk isn’t good, but they won’t listen.

[myoffsprings]

Who would you accept milk from?

Bruno or Jonathan

[myoffsprings]

MILK NOT MILF MILK LIKE A DAIRY OR NONDAIRY DRINK

depends on who gives the milk not milf milk to me

[myoffsprings]

Would you drink the milf if someone else gave it to you?

… milf?

[myoffsprings]

You should drink the milk

milk is bad for you. why would i, giorno, drink it?

[myoffsprings]

? i, giorno, can have milk just fine. aren’t you the one who can’t handle milk?

all these fools spilling milk, forgetting that Giorno is lack toast and taller ant

[myoffsprings]

You should crank your music up louder :)

alrighty! :)

[myoffsprings]

IT WAS ON PURPOSE?!

i did not “forget”. it was on purpose

[myoffsprings]

rugby was fun. staying at DIO’s place until Leone realizes he forgot to make sure i was in the car before leaving.

[myoffsprings]

are you gonna join the rugby game between your dads? and will your other dads be there?

yes! my dad-uncle invited me, Giorno!

he also made us family t-shirts.

not sure who else is going, tho!

[myoffsprings]

minecraft cake

and pringles.

what do you guys want from the store?

[myoffsprings]

they, DIO, wanted to know what a prank was, so I, Giorno, showed him, DIO

DIO removed me from the group chat.

Why?

[myoffsprings]

will we get in trouble?

Quick question, did I illegally adopt you along with the Italian dad's or was I part of the legal adoption process?

i lost track of who is legally my parents. there’s just so many

[myoffsprings]

he said no T-T

Quick question, did I illegally adopt you along with the Italian dad's or was I part of the legal adoption process?

i lost track of who is legally my parents. there’s just so many