Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Note
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.a
WHAT GHE SHIT 😭😭😭
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
WARNING!!!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
259K notes
·
View notes
Text
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
meow
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
What’s the hammer’s name from Handymanny? 😓😟😔🤔🤰🧐
i don’t know 😖😖😖
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚶🏾 MLK walked🚶🏾🚶🏾 so I could run🏃🏾Obama ran🇺🇸🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾 so I could fly🙏🏽🦅🦅 Hugh👴🏻 died💀☠️ so I could nut😫🐇🍆💦💦 #RIP
WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭 HUGH ISNT DEAD HES RUGHT DOSN RHE STREET
1 note
·
View note
Note
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
HAYLEE
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
IM NOT GAY…. YOURE GAY… 😟😔
yes i ammm
(for u 😘😘😘)
((JK IM NOT GAY))
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠁⠸⢳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⢸⠸⠀⡠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠃⠀⠀⢠⣞⣀⡿⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⡖⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⠈⢈⡇⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠩⢠⡴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡶⠉⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⢠⣇⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⢀⠄⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠏⠀⢸⣿⣴⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣆⣀⢾⢟⠴⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠀⠠⣄⠸⢹⣦⠀⠀⡄⠀⠀⢋⡟⠀⠀⠁⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⢠⠀⣿⠃⠘⢹⣦⢠⣼⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⣴⠫⠤⣶⣿⢀⡏⠀⠀⠘⢸⡟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠐⠿⢿⣿⣤⣴⣿⣣⢾⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣨⣟⡍⠉⠚⠹⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⠀⠀⢀⡀⣾⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢠⠟⣹⣧⠃⠀⠀⢿⢻⡀⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⣦⡀⣸⣆⠀⣾⣧⣯⢻⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠘⣰⣿⣿⡄⡆⠀⠀⠀⠳⣼⢦⡘⣄⠀⠀⡟⡷⠃⠘⢶⣿⡎⠻⣆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡟⡿⢿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠀⠻⢯⢷⣼⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⡄⡈⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢹⢿⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠛⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠼⠇⠁
haylee i swear to god is that supposed to be a dick
4 notes
·
View notes
Note
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I KNOW ITS YOU HAYLEE
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
FADE IN
ON A RINGING TELEPHONE.
A hand reaches for it, bringing the receiver up to the face of
CASEY BECKER, a young girl, no more than sixteen. A friendly face
with innocent eyes.
CASEY
Hello.
MAN'S VOICE
(from phone)
Hello.
Silence.
CASEY
Yes.
MAN
Who is this?
CASEY
Who are you trying to reach?
MAN
What number is this?
CASEY
What number are you trying to reach?
MAN
I don't know.
CASEY
I think you have the wrong number.
MAN
Do I?
CASEY
It happens. Take it easy.
CLICK! She hangs up the phone. The CAMERA PULLS BACK to reveal
Casey in a living room, alone. She moves from the living room to
the kitchen. It's a nice house. Affluent.
The phone RINGS again.
INT. KITCHEN
Casey grabs the portable.
CASEY
Hello.
MAN
I'm sorry. I guess I dialed the wrong number.
CASEY
So why did you dial it again?
MAN
To apologize.
CASEY
You're forgiven. Bye now.
MAN
Wait, wait, don't hang up.
Casey stands in front of a sliding glass door. It's pitch black
outside.
CASEY
What?
MAN
I want to talk to you for a second.
CASEY
They've got 900 numbers for that. Seeya.
CLICK! Casey hangs up. A grin on her face.
EXT. CASEY'S HOUSE - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING
A big country home with a huge sprawling lawn full of big oak
trees. It sits alone with no neighbors in sight.
The phone RINGS again.
INT. KITCHEN
Popcorn sizzles in a pot on the stove. Casey covers it with a
lid, reaching for the portable phone.
CASEY
Hello.
MAN
Why don't you want to talk to me?
CASEY
Who is this?
MAN
You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.
CASEY
(shaking the popcorn)
I don't think so.
MAN
What's that noise?
Casey smiles, playing along, innocently.
CASEY
Popcorn.
MAN
You're making popcorn?
CASEY
Uh-huh.
MAN
I only eat popcorn at the movies.
CASEY
I'm getting ready to watch a video.
MAN
Really? What?
CASEY
Just some scary movie.
MAN
Do you like scary movies?
CASEY
Uh-huh.
MAN
What's your favorite scary movie?
He's flirting with her. Casey moves away from the stove and takes
a seat at the kitchen counter, directly in front of the glass
door.
CASEY
I don't know.
MAN
You have to have a favorite.
Casey thinks for second.
CASEY
Uh...HALLOWEEN. You know, the one with the
guy with the white mask who just sorta walks around
and stalks the baby sitters. What's yours?
MAN
Guess.
CASEY
Uh...NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
MAN
Is that the one where the guy had knives
for fingers?
CASEY
Yeah...Freddy Krueger.
MAN
Freddy-that's right. I liked that movie.
It was scary.
CASEY
The first one was, but the rest sucked.
MAN
So, you gotta boyfriend?
CASEY
(giggling)
Why? You wanna ask me out?
MAN
Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?
CASEY
No.
MAN
You never told me your name.
Casey smiles, twirling her hair.
CASEY
Why do you want to know my name?
MAN
Because I want to know who I'm looking
at.
Casey spins around like lightning facing the glass door.
CASEY
What did you say?
MAN
I want to now who I'm talking to.
CASEY
That's not what you said.
MAN
What do you think I said?
Casey CLICKS on the outside light. A flood light illuminates the
backyard. Her eyes survey the grounds. But it's empty. No one's
there. She turns the light out.
On the stove, the popcorn POPS.
CASEY
I have to go now.
MAN
Wait...I thought we were gonna go out.
CASEY
Nah, I don't think so...
MAN
Don't hang up on me.
CASEY
Gotta go.
MAN
Don't...
CLICK! Casey hangs up. She checks the glass door making sure
it's locked and then moves to the stove as...
THE PHONE RINGS.
She slides the popcorn from the stove, reaching for the phone.
CASEY
Yes?
MAN
I told you not to hang up on me.
CASEY
What do you want?
MAN
To talk.
CASEY
Dial someone else, okay?
MAN
You getting scared?
CASEY
No-bored.
CLICK. She hangs up. The phone RINGS again. She grabs it.
CASEY
Listen, asshole...
MAN
(deadly serious)
NO, YOU LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. IF YOU
HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I'LL GUT YOU LIKE
A FISH. UNDERSTAND?
Total silence. He has gotten her full attention.
CASEY
Is this some kind of a joke?
MAN
More of a game, really.
Casey eyes the glass doors, then looks up the hallway to the front
doors...moving to it. It's unlocked. She bolts it.
CASEY
I'm two seconds from calling the police.
MAN
They'd never make it in time.
Casey moves her face flush against the door, her eye looking
through the peephole.
ANGLE THROUGH PEEPHOLE.
A distorted view of the front porch. It is empty. She relaxes a
bit, relieved.
CASEY
What do you want?
MAN
(pure evil)
TO SEE WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE.
Casey's jaw drops as total fear storms her face. She hangs up the
phone, throwing it down on a side table when...
THE DOORBELL CHIMES.
Casey leaps out of her skin. She turns to the door as it chimes
again.
CASEY
(calling out)
Who's there?
Another CHIME. She moves to it.
CASEY
(louder)
Who's there?
No answer. Fuck this. It's time for the police. She goes for
the portable phone. Just as she picks it up...
IT RINGS.
Casey almost drops it, losing her breath...
She brings it to her ear with trembling hands, saying
nothing...listening, waiting...
A long silence. And then.
MAN
You should never say "Who's there?".
Don't you watch scary movies? It's a
death wish.
Casey clutches the wall, nearly collapsing. She tries her
damndest to hang tough.
CASEY
Look, enough is enough. You had your fun
now you better leave me alone or else.
MAN
Or else what?
CLOSE ON her face, her mind thinking, calculating...
CASEY
My boyfriend will be here any second and
he'll be pissed when I tell him...
MAN
I thought you didn't have a boyfriend.
Busted. She holds steady.
CASEY
I lied. I do have a boyfriend and he'll
be here any second and your ass better
be gone.
MAN
Sure...
CASEY
I swear it. And he's big and plays
football and will beat the shit out
of you.
MAN
I'm getting scared.
CASEY
I'm telling you the truth.
I lied before...
MAN
I believe you...
CASEY
So you better leave.
MAN
His name wouldn't be Steve, would it?
Silence. Casey buckles at the knees, losing it.
CASEY
How do you know his name?
MAN
Go to the back door and turn on the porch
light--again.
Casey, terrified, forces herself to move.. staggering to the
kitchen...to the glass doors. Her shaky hand finds the light
switch...she hits it. The back yard is lit.
Sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the backyard is a big,
line backer of a guy, her boyfriend...
STEVE
tied and gagged. He's been roughed up, but he's alive.
CLOSE ON his eyes..wide in fear..staring at his girlfriend,
pleading with her.
CASEY
Oh Goddddd...
Casey SCREAMS. Her hand moves to the lock on the door.
MAN
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Terror rides Casey's face. She's petrified.
CASEY
Where are you?
MAN
Guess.
Her eyes search the yard, combing bushes, trees. He could be
anywhere-anywhere.
CASEY
(begging)
Please don't hurt him.
MAN
That all depends on you.
CASEY
Why are you doing this?
Tears find their way, streaming down Casey's face.
MAN
I wanna play a game.
CASEY
No...
MAN
Then he dies. Right now.
CASEY
NOOO!
MAN
Which is it?
A long silence. Casey touches the glass...staring at STEVE...this
big jock of a guy is crying too.
CASEY
What kind of game?
MAN
Turn off the light.
Her hand goes to the switch...Steve tugs and pulls at his
straps...as if begging her...his face sweat and tears...
CLICK
He disappears in the darkness. Casey moves away from the glass,
back toward the living room, unbelieving, horrified.
MAN
Here's how we play. I ask a question. If
you get it right-Steve lives.
Three curtainless windows line one wall. Casey crouches down
behind the couch, tipping a lamp cord from it's socket, darkening
the room. Her body quivers.
CASEY
Please don't do this...
MAN
Come on. It'll be fun.
CASEY
No...please.
MAN
It's an easy category. Movie trivia.
CASEY
(begging)
..please...
MAN
I'll even give you a warm up question.
CASEY
Don't do this. I can't..
MAN
Name the killer in HALLOWEEN.
CASEY
No...
MAN
Come on. It's you favorite scary movie,
remember? He had a white mask, he
stalked the baby-sitters.
Casey goes silent...a nervous wreck...she can barely speak much
less think.
CASEY
I don't know...
MAN
Come on, yes you do.
CASEY
Please..stop...
Casey is SOBBING.
MAN
What's his name?
CASEY
I can't think.
Casey has officially reached hysteria, petrified beyond all
reality.
MAN
Steve's counting on you.
Suddenly...through tears...Godsent...
CASEY
(a whisper)
Michael...Michael Myers.
MAN
YES!
Casey SIGHS...relieved.
MAN
Now for the real question.
CASEY
NOOOO....
MAN
But you're doing so well.
CASEY
Please go away! Leave us alone!
MAN
Then answer the question. Same category.
Casey is a blubbering, wet mass on the floor.
CASEY
..please..no...
MAN
Name the killer in FRIDAY THE 13TH.
A mad smile purses Casey's lips. She knows this. She leaps up,
through tears, screaming...
CASEY
Jason! Jason!...JASON!
A slight PAUSE.
MAN
I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer.
CASEY
No it's not. It was Jason.
MAN
Afraid not.
CASEY
It was Jason. I saw that godamned movie
twenty times. It was Jason.
MAN
Then you should know Jason's MOTHER
-Mrs.Vorhees was the original killer. Jason
didn't show up until the sequel.
Casey is stupefied.
CASEY
You tricked me...
MAN
Lucky, for you there's a bonus round.
But poor Steve...I'm afraid...he's out.
This implication sends Casey running to the kitchen...to the glass
doors. She flips on the porch lights to see...
STEVE
eyes wide, sitting in the lawn chair...his belly gaping open...a
mass of blood and ripped flesh...his insides lay on the ground
between his feet...steam rising.
A SCREAM erupts from the bottom of her soul as Casey collapse on
the floor...nearly passing out. CLOSE ON her face...pale and
ghostly white. She SOBS.
MAN
Final question. Are you ready?
She doesn't answer. A long, maddening silence. Casey reaches up
and CLICKS off the light, making Steve go away...wishing,
hoping...
CASEY
..leave me alone..please...
MAN
Answer the question and I will.
Casey is curled up on the floor like an infant, rocking slowly
back and forth.
MAN
What door am I at?
CASEY
What?
MAN
There are two doors to your house. A
front door and a back one. If you answer
correctly-you live.
From where Casey sits she can see both front and back doors. She
deliberates...with her last bit of strength she tries to
strategize. Eyeing both, the front door...the back door trying to
decide between the two.
CASEY
Don't make me...I can't...I won't.
MAN
Your call.
In the darkness, Casey crawls to the kitchen counter-she leans up
and grabs a long, sharp knife.
Casey looks around her...she looks down the hall to the front
door...then turns back to the kitchen glass door as it suddenly...
SHATTERS TO BITS...
as a lawn chair come flying through it. Exploding glass sprays
everywhere.
This incites Casey like fire. She springs to her feet...bolting
out of the kitchen as a SHADOW moves quickly through the shattered
doorframe.
ANGLE ON CASEY
Somewhere in the house, back flat against a window, listening to
FEET ON CRACKING GLASS. She turns and unlocks the latch, quietly
sliding it up. She can hear him move through the foyer...to the
front door.
Casey lifts herself up and puts her legs through the window. She
holds the knife in one hand, the phone in the other.
Casey eases out the window, fumbling, dropping the knife back in
the house. She starts to reach for it. Fuck it, she takes off...
EXT. SIDE OF HOUSE
Casey it at the back corner of the house.
MAN
I can hear you. I know you're here.
Casey eases along a narrow path between a tall fence and the side
of the house...going for the front yard. She must pass the three
curtainless windows. She gets to the first one and peeks in...
The FIGURE has pulled open the foyer closet, searching for her.
Casey creeps along, to the next window, she looks in...the FIGURE
is completely on the other side of the room moving toward the hall
that leads to other parts of the house.
She moves further along the house...squeezing by hedges...to the
third window...she peeks in to the FIGURE...
STARING BACK AT HER...
His face covered with a ghostly white mask, inches from her...his
eyes piercing through...soulless...Casey SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER as
a hand...
CRASHES through the glass window grabbing hold of her neck...she
beats at him trying to free herself...her nails dig into his
arm...she wrenches from side to side...finally breaking free as
the hands disappear inside the house...
EXT. CORNER OF HOUSE
Casey sails around the corner of the house, eyeing the front door.
It remains closed. Her eyes cover the sprawling country yard when
suddenly....
HEADLIGHTS APPEAR
in the distance, coming down the road towards the house...she
recognizes them instantly. Mom...Dad...she tears off across the
yard toward them...moving like lightning...
The car turns into the driveway...Casey SCREAMS, waving madly,
rushing by a tree as...
THE GHOST MASKED FIGURE APPEARS
Casey stumbles back, catching her balance...the FIGURE moves on
her, arm poised high...a flash of silver...and Casey is struck,
across the chest. She looks down to see her shirt blossoming
red...a look of bewilderment as she drops to one knee.
The knife rises again...Casey throws her hand forward...the blade
comes down...but it's blocked by the portable phone still in her
hand. She turns staggering to...
EXT. DRIVEWAY
A MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE emerge from the parked car. They move to the
front door completely unaware of what's happening to their
daughter, only feet from them.
EXT. FRONT YARD
Casey stumbles forward...her parents ten feet away...she opens her
mouth to scream but no sound resonates...she is beyond
words...staggering, swaying...the FIGURE moving behind her.
EXT. FRONT DOOR
Her parents approach the door
FATHER
That fish smelled strong.
MOTHER
I told you to send it back.
The father discovers the front door ajar. A puzzled look. Casey
is right behind them with one arm outstretched. If they'd only
turn around...
They enter the house and close the door as....
Casey collapses on the ground, clutching her bloody chest...the
FIGURE upon her.
INT. FOYER
The father sees straight back into the kitchen...the shattered
patio door.
FATHER
Jesus...
MOTHER
What is it? Where's Casey?
FATHER
(calling out)
Casey? Casey?
In a split second they're both panic stricken. The father begins
searching the house frantically. The mother is hysterical.
EXT. FRONT YARD
CLOSE ON Casey...she's dragged by her feet through damp soil...the
life going fast from her body...her hand still clutching the
phone.
INT. FOYER
Back in the house.
MOTHER
Where is she?
FATHER
Call the police.
The mother moves to the phone in the foyer, picks it up...There
is no dial tone. She jiggles the base.
FATHER
(searching)
Casey? Where are you honey? Call the
police, goddammit.
MOTHER
The phone's dead.
The...the softest...faintest voice is heard...
CASEY
(from phone)
..help me...
MOTHER
She's here, God, I can hear her.
Where's my baby?
The husband returns to the foyer finding his wife clinging to the
phone.
FATHER
Where is she?
MOTHER
I can hear her. Oh Mother of God,
I can hear her.
The father upturns the living room.
FATHER
Casey! Casey!
MOTHER
Not my daughter...not my...
The husband grabs hold of his wife.
FATHER
Get in the car and drive down to
the Mackenzie's.
The other throws the front door open and rushes out...the father
moves through the house when a SCREAM echoes out. That of his
wife. He tears off for the front door.
EXT. FRONT DOOR
The father rushes out the door to find his wife, on her knees,
bent over, retching. His eyes move beyond to a tree in the front
yard...his stomach fails him...his dinner rises...as he bares
witness to the single, most horrifying sight he'll ever see.
That of his only daughter as she hangs from a big oak
tree...strung up...very much dead...her stomach ripped open.
haylee what the fuck 😭😭😭
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
isn’t it so super epic
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
657 notes
·
View notes