mymomsducks
My Mom's Fucking Ducks
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My mom brought some ducks home and they are the worst
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mymomsducks · 12 years ago
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They followed me to my car for work. I think they are tracking my movements
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mymomsducks · 12 years ago
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Got up this morning. They were there.
Look at these fucks. They don't even care that I hate them, that's what bothers me the most. It like, they know the rules, but they don't give a fuck. You know who else thinks like that? Satan and Bono.
Tried to pour bleach into their water bowl. Mom found out and grounded me. Shit. Stupid cock ducks.
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mymomsducks · 12 years ago
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My mom brought home three ducks the other day. They look like that duck in the photo. I fucking hate them. They don't do anything, and they keep me up at night because they quack n shit at my window.
They know where I sleep
Fuck you ducks, this means war.
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