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sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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Cats have legs

and they move

Tables have legs

and they don’t move

so it’s not the legs that cause motion but something else entirely

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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

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you are from a state that does not have mountains. i can smell it on you- the lack of appalachia or even the rockies (not as good) reeks

you smell so bad with no mountain

okay first off theyre called the sierra nevadas and theyre legitimate

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may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

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Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

TL;DR

you're cute.

TL;DR

ur cute

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How many asks have you gotten after your awful fanfic take

Almost no asks have been about that awesome fanfic post I made, where we all had a civil discussion about why I was wrong. Many people, however, are asking me to edge for them, and I keep saying NO.

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi

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"You know… Most vampires I hunted tend to see humans as just cattle." "Oh, don't misunderstand me. This is just how I see you too." "Really? Then why don't you hurt people in your town?" "Well, you don't slaughter dairy cows for their meat, do you?"