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Not everyone likes the testicles.
Grandma, frying calamari
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The important things
Me: I don't really care what people think about how I look.
Mom: Well that's not a nice attitude to have.
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End scene.
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No, and no.
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Looks promising.
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To answer your question, he’s the CEO at his own business.
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“I’m like a present. You get to unwrap me first.”
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Contributed by my cousin.
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I definitely can’t take credit for the response, that was my friend. But regardless...what.
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* Not online dating-related, but still hilarious.
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Like to report you bro.
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Backstory: OkCupid asks you to list six things you couldn't live without, and one of mine was "my contact lenses."
Sam: Hey I'm Sam! Your profile is very interesting to me! One reason is I have a huge attraction to girls who need glasses/contacts to see. I always enjoy, naturally, when girls mention they need glasses/contacts in their profiles. I think it's because girls know most guys view a girl needing contacts as a positive, am I right? I wear contacts myself, I have a -5.50 prescription power. Whats your prescription number for your contacts? What I'm into is nearsighted girls who have strong prescriptions. I'm just not turned on by like -1, and I'm guessing from the way you describe it you're not -1. The main thing for me is it's great for intimate situations to take off the glasses or contacts. It's not possible for me to be turned on unless I'm with a girl who can only see a very short distance without her contacts or glasses. Hope you message back but either way you should know how hot guys think girls with contact lenses are.
Me: Hey Sam! That's super cool to hear that you're turned on by girls who are rendered incapacitated by their extreme nearsightedness! My contact prescription is -8.00 ;)
Sam: -8????!!!! Wow I am truly speechless. That is the sexiest possible prescription!
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