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I just want to know who set this as the error image for my parish’s website so I can thank them

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(Bruce Wayne voice) I’m Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, I’m participating in Nailed It! because for years I’ve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because I’m terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]

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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

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Tumblr still being funnier than Twitter ON TWITTER.

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Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

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HELP

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i absolutely fuckin hate it here

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did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

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on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat

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what do red pandas even do

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This is amazing- Cyber Drone Shows uses drones to make art in the sky.

They also use drones to represent the destroyed architecture of ancient monuments.

The drone show won’t start until the drones are on the ground. They have a strict order that cannot be changed.

Cyber Drone Light Shows take place at night: In the wild or among shining skyscrapers, for small companies or above huge stadiums, on holidays and during weekdays.

The techs love every second of each performance. But there’s a special magic in test flights.

They travel to incredible locations like Cappadocia filled with inspiration and energy for the upcoming shows.

During their shows there’s always an ocean of luminous cell phone screens with thousands of their performance’s copies, caught and reflected. This is also bewitching.

But, they hope that people also remember to look up to watch the show.

https://www.cyberdrone.com/?fbclid=IwAR1YERvqfVGl2Gv0Ac1cKrdM5pp7-oqZUprrXV3UtKLhzgyyt70PCnI0CPc

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(Bruce Wayne voice) I’m Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, I’m participating in Nailed It! because for years I’ve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because I’m terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]

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"take a scene from miraculous ladybug but switch the costumes to emphasize the irony" except the most cursed version possible