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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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Begging people to stop reblogging this AI trash from “The Phantom Painter” on Instagram (instagram.com/phantom.painting). I’ve been seeing it on my dash more and more often from people who are otherwise anti-AI and either can’t tell it’s AI or don’t care because it looks cool.
This is the kind of shit that is VERY CLEARLY trained on the works of existing talented artists’ with distinct styles and this asshole is selling prints and making a profit off of stealing other people’s hard work.
Don’t give people like this money or attention and they will go away.
Please, if you’re going to buy art prints, buy them from an actual artist.
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It’s been two years since the great gatsby entered the public domain and Netflix hasn’t even made a horrible miniseries adaptation where they are all hot and gay and racially diverse but in a totally hollow meaningless unsexy way. We used to live in society
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I need OL to get it together for Pinoe 😒
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Reflection from Mulan was so crazy she literally sang “If I were truly to be myself I would break my family’s heart” and 8 year old proto-gay me was like “I don’t know what you mean but I know what you mean”
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do NOT invite my whimsy ass to your social gathering im gonna straight up be like "hey guys!" and have a pretty solid time overall
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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
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The uswnt have won half of all women's world cups played. Only 4 teams have won ever. Unless Japan take this, a new team will be champions; that's what this Is all about. That's what the uswnt players have been fighting for: growing the women's game and and it is clear that it is. We have generations of world cups to come and this is just the beginning for everyone and I can't wait ⚡️
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Penalties are cruel. The lesser of the teams in both games that have been decided by them have made it through. England will have to hope their next opponent has the worst game of their life to have any hope in this tournament past the quarters
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Can we get fox out of here please???
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i could never be a referee for the women’s game because if a hot girl told me she didn’t do anything after i visibly saw her trying to kill her rival i’d probably believe her
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CRACKER BARREL HAS FALLEN
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"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend
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futbol heritage
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I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave
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I don't care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn't be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren't a leftist or an ally to the working class, you're a spoiled bougie brat
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