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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
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me and the girlies saying hi to each other
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rb if you have a different answer than the above options and also to expand the test sample (!!!)
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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
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Joseph Biden controls the weather with his Crown of Storms and if you paypal him $0.45 he’ll give your whole county a snow day
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All my mind went to when he started texting mid-fight
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There's a dude dressed as Michael Myers and he has a whole ass hedge with him 😭
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Amy Winehouse singing in Kalkscheune, Berlin, January 24th 2007
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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
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obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head
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