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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks
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hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.
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on all levels except physical i'm crawling into your bed at the end of a long day as you lay your head on my chest and i run my fingers through your hair. i hope you feel that comfort from here.
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ok i feel awesome now everything is fine adn i can handle it. <- guy who is high
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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it
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— David Foster Wallace
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idc (i care so much im trying not to throw up)
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