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I love how they simply canât fathom their father doing that. âWhat the HELL did you just say?!â The shocked face Duke has. Jason and Dick looking disgusted. Love this page
Comic: Batman #33 (2016-current)
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geminitay they could never make me hate you (part 2)
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Gay people will be like âthis is my comfort show!â And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed
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Can you fucking imagine how funny would it be if there's a Wayne Family Rule that says the kids can bully Bruce as much as they want but he absolutely cannot bully them back?? Because he'd be too good at it?
I'm just sitting here maniacally chuckling at the thought of Bruce matching Jason's " I hate being around you people" energy. JOKINGLY, TOO.
Like. Jason is once again yelling, " YOU THINK I LIKE BEING AROUND YOU GUYS? BEING AROUND YOU TO DRAG ME IN YOUR MUSHY FAMILY STUFF? CAUSE I DON'T!"
And Bruce has a tiny, teasing smile on his lips, " Okay? You can leave if you want, Jay. Who says I want you here?"
Record screeching. Alfred drops his cookies. Damian slaps a hand over his mouth. Jason, who's been stunned in silence, is like FINE. FINE. Even if Bruce calls after him.
He makes it to the door but collapses on his knees. Just out here screaming and wailing, crying, dying a second time, etc
Next shot is apologetic Bruce rocking a sobbing Jason in his arms while a tired Dick stares into the camera like he's in the office
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UTRH AU - (before revelation) Jason tries to kill Dick but canât keep his emotions under control. Loosely inspired by this.
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actually the idea that Dick, the eldest, the only one who ever wore the cowl long term, the only one who raised a Robin on his own, is also the only one who can successfully, perfectly replicate that barked ROBIN! in Bruce's voice? the only one who can pull that exact tone from the depths of his soul, to the point where his voice is identical, so identical that old Robins like Jason are obeying before their minds even realize their bodies are moving? that Dick is the only one, has always been the only one, who can channel Bruce's voice? can channel Batman himself? I am going feral
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the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter auâs is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively âmaking funâ of their dead brother by interacting with a âjason todd parody accountâ, and the kids donât even try to defend themselves like âheâs dead idgafâ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like âi died just to get away from youâ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and heâs like âthe kids are interacting with a what nowâ and when heâs shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like âwe all grieve in different ways,â and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone âdoes jason not follow me on twitter-!?â and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that itâs not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isnât following him on social media
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Jason: âIâm NOTHING like Bruce, okay? Weâre not even that similar. Thatâs all in your head.â
Dick, perched on Jasonâs couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: âso youâre NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?â
Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*
Jason: âThese are justâŚfor my â look, I donât like your fucking tone, Richard.â
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Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?
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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
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It's been a while since I've made a dumb comic and I just replayed the first game for my friend.
[ID: Digital fanart of The Last of Us video game, done in a two panel comic. The first panel has a comic/cartoon styled Ellie, looking towards the left hand side of the screen with one arched eyebrow. She is wearing one of her in game outfits; a backpack with a light on the shoulder, a red, worn shirt that is slightly ripped around the collar, and her hair is up in a ponytail. She is gripping the straps of her backpack. Her expression is doubting as she asks the question "It's an axe, what more can you do to it?". The second panel is a similar styled Joel wearing a green flannel shirt and a backpack, holding up an axe that has several pieces of metal and scissors taped to it. The axe is rusty. In his other hand, he's holding a roll of duct tape and pointing towards her. He is responding with "Well, first of all, through duct tape, all things are possible. So jot that down." The background behind both of them is green with vague shapes of plants and buildings in different shades of green. End ID.]
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lizzie is such a funny mcyt because her characterization to ME is that she's as good at the game as is funniest for the bit. if it is funniest for her to Die Instantly, well then, rip her. however, if she has recently Died Instantly, and it would be WAY FUNNIER for everyone to constantly fail to kill her, well then. this is when you must fear her. because the only things lizzie has more of than "paranoia" and "weird scams"? that's right. it's the bit. and what on this planet is more powerful than the bit?
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