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The BEST boogeyman

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they get straight to the point now huh

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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

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you can actually still find porn on tumblr as long as ur at work or in public or with your family or trying to find something else or when youre trying to make a post or search your archive or check a tag or your dms or your followers or

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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if you're pure of heart you will never be injured in any knife fight

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gen x. gen y. gen z... how about gen der, that anything?

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have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

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up at 3am googling how do i break out of a repetitive cycle that both comforts and harms me

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thought i wouldn't survive that, but i did. thought i wouldn't survive that other thing, but i did. that i wouldn't survive that, either, but i did. on & on & on.

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.