You said that it was just a hookup, and then you suddenly changed your mind!
Yeah, I changed my mind because I thought- Caro, do we have to talk about that now? What does it have to do with anything? Why are we talking about this?
Because it's a bit long to explain.
gay rep is like âkyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but⊠iâm a boy >////<?!?!â meanwhile queerbait will be âitâs not a game for me troy. iâm seeing real lava because youâre leaving. itâs embarrassing and i donât want to be crazy, but i am crazy so⊠i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see. i donât want it to be there either, i swear. i want you to be able to leave, but i donât think the lava goes away until you stop leavingâ
a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
community nbc is such a trojan horse bc the first episode is basic af (to the point that I stopped watching and didnât give it another try until years later) and then itâs like zombie outbreak. school wide paintball. claymation episode. dean with a dalmatian fetish who dresses in drag. chicken tender mafia. ex communicated spanish teacher who lives in the vents with a monkey. killer glee coach. betty white attempts murder. evil ! alternate universe characters. chevy chase in a cult. freaky friday body swap. law and order parody over the death of a yam. troy and abed in love. the asscrack bandit.... just to name a few