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Les Amis as things my fiancé has done:

Enjolras: organised his fellow students during the feedback session for a terrible class, stretching the session into two full hours of shaming the teachers

Joly: keeps two six-packs of water bottles in his car at all times because ‘you never know when you need more hydration’

Marius: is terrible at remembering both melodies and lyrics, but sings me love songs anyway

Courfeyrac: among a party of old friends slow danced with the only straight guy there, despite the two of them being the only ones that had never met before

Grantaire: got so drunk his friends tried to carry him home, disagreed with the way they held his arms, broke free and ran all the way home with them chasing him for fear of his passing out before he got there

Combeferre: got into an hour long argument on astrophysics completely by accident

Feuilly: made friends with a blacksmith at a medieval fair and ended up forging with him despite them not speaking the same language

Jehan: brought home a pear tree despite us living on the 13th floor because ‘it can live on your balcony if we love it enough’

Bahorel: wrapped my sister in towels so he could deadlift her to show off ‘but in a safe way’

Bossuet: offered a person he did not know a hug because they looked sad and was then cried on for thirty minutes

Bonus Montparnasse: showed up to a party in a full tailcoat out of spite because the dress code was changed from formal to semi-formal

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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THIS. THIS THING JUST MADE MY DAY 🖤

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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People, I just realised: Marius was around 19-21 years in the June Rebellion in 1832 (I’m not really sure of his age), so that means that in 1870, when the monarchy was abolished, he was around 58 years old. And at that time life expectancy was high for the richer people, so that means our dear Marius was probably still alive. So, that means Marius actually lives to see the ‘World Reborn’, aka the free France his friends fought for.

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We all know that Enjolras was on the barricade to fight for Liberty

And we know Combeferre was on the barricade to fight for Equality

And we know Courfeyrac was on the barricade to fight for Brotherhood

But Bahorel was on the barricade to fight for the right to exist beyond ‘class’

But Feuilly was on the barricade to fight for children without anything else

But Joly was on the barricade to fight for those choosing between medicine and food

But Jehan was on the barricade to fight for the right to live fully

But Bosset was on the barricade to fight for freedom of the future

And Grantaire was on the barricade to fight for his friends, the goodness in life

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Enjolras: If you stand for nothing, R, what will you fall for?

Grantaire *silently*: you

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Day 3 - Grumpy Morning Heads

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Things my friends have said as musicals:

Les Misérables ~ “COME ON GUYS LETS TAKE DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!!”

Phantom of the opera ~ “but would it be okay to kidnap someone if I love them? I would look after them.”

Hamilton ~ “You know what, I freaking love history like bitches of the past!”

Great comet ~ “Maybe we can run away together and have lots of babies!”

Rent ~ “When I’m older I’m not going to pay my rent, I refuse to because people are dying and they should help them instead.” Me: Okay???

The Book of Mormon ~ “RELIGION IS SEXY!!!!!”

Falsettos ~ “I was robbed, they took it away when it was mine!” (I’m sorry but they deserved the tony)

Wicked ~ “My sexuality is pink, wait no… green! Yeah green!”

Dear Evan Hansen ~ “I am not noticed by anyone, but when I die I will become a natural phenomenon!”

Be more chill ~ “Is joining the play being gay, I’m not gay but is that gay?”

Come from away ~ “let’s move to Canada, it’s so nice there, I love Canada.”

Waitress ~ “ADULTERY IS FUN! Just kidding don’t be a dick.”

Newsies ~ “Okay but seriously I’m sexually attracted to newspapers! HELP ME!”

Something rotten ~ “Why does everyone hate me? I’m amazing!”

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me, very very softly: more witchboy please?

The fastest way into my heart!

Amazing fic [x] by @kvothes

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Combeferre, standing outside Enjolras' bedroom: ENJOLRAS, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!

Enjolras: I'M GAY

Combeferre: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU

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In which the ghosts of the Amis haunt Marius’ library.

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IM DEAD

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🥀

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Les Misérables

Jean “Jehan” Prouvaire

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wearing green is gay culture

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Les Mis + Pride Month

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Be

As curious as Combeferre

As enthusiastic as Courfeyrac

As passionate as Enjolras

As caring as Joly

As optimistic as Bossuet

As self-caring as Grantaire

As focused as Feuilly

As strong willed as Bahorel

As free-spirited as Jehan

As soft as Marius

As tough as Eponine

As kind as Cosette

As respected as Montparnasse

Have a nice day ✨✨✨💛